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How to train a dog to guard your house

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Published: Feb 18, 2007 12:13 a.m.
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How to train a dog to guard your house.

First to start off I would like to say that the best dog to pick to guard your house is either:

*German Shepherd

*Doberman

*Pit Bull

*Rottweiler

From experience I would pick the German Shepherd because I have had two and they are really
easy to train and will do anything to protect their family. They’re also beautiful dogs. Dobermans’
are my second favorite dog pretty much for the same reason the German SHepherds are. Pit Bulls’
and Rottweilers’ are really intimidating but are also stubborn as fuck, especially the Rottweiler.
There’s no such thing as a dog born bad so you must treat your dog with respect and give it love.
You must have time with your dog and spoil him/her a little bit.

To start off:

You should start with a puppy because they will listen a lot better.
Quote:
You can’t teach an old dog
new tricks.
Before you start to train him/her to guard the house they must know basic
commands:
*Come
*Sit
*Stay
*Down
*Off
*Drop it
*Etc.

You must show them who the Alpha Wolf is and not let them own you. When they do something bad you
have to let them know. Get him/her on their back and stare in his/her’s eyes and use a stern voice and tell
them "No!" Before you feed them give them a command, if they don’t listen don’t give it to them. Then wait
20 minutes and try it again. The alpha always eats first so set its’ food up on the counter and put something
you would eat in the bowl and start eating it so they think you’re eating before the dog does. NEVER FEED
them table scraps. When you enter a room where the dog is ignore him/her for a few minutes so they don’t
think they’re the center of attention and that you’re dominant. Don’t give the dog treats when it does something
good, you’re love will be enough to them. Never be below eye level with the dog because they will think
they’re above you. You must show to dog love but don’t let them sleep on your bed because the human is
supposed to have the more comfortable place to sleep.

Training dog to resist food:
Never let your dog eat any food besides dog food. Burgulars and strangers usually bring food to distract
the dog. To train him/her to do this place some human food on the ground, when the go for it hit them
UNDER THE SNOUT. Never hit a dog over it’s head. Repeat the process until they learn to not eat the
food.

If you train the dog to love you and refuse food from anyone, any dog no matter what breed would risk their
life to save/guard you. Dogs really are a man’s best friend if you treat them right.



German Shepherds are amazing dogs.




My dog, the best dog I’ve ever had.

Thanks for reading this egg and if there’s anything I’ve missed please let me know.

I have put a lot of time into this egg and is all information from my head that I have learned.

Hope this helps you out.
 

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G-RAD

Feb 18, 2007 12:20 am -
Five stars cause noone fucks with my house and im to lazy to read. But it looks good.


Spud18

Feb 18, 2007 12:20 am -
You have a sweet dog. Mines part Akida Husky, part German Shepherd and he’s really cool. I like your German Shepherd too, 5*.


Australiano

Feb 18, 2007 12:21 am -
[quote]/quote]

Uhhh sure you got a dog not a zombie?

anyway its a pretty good egg, 4*


Dodge

Feb 18, 2007 12:22 am -
My deadly guard dog:


Spud18

Feb 18, 2007 12:22 am -
BTW was your dog eating ice in the 2nd picture?


Dodge

Feb 18, 2007 12:23 am -
5*...


YankeeHater

Feb 18, 2007 12:24 am -
hey thanks a lot guys lol my dog is eating ice cubes, she sits by the fridge and waits until someone gives her an ice cube and she loves them.... lol its weird


Spud18

Feb 18, 2007 12:25 am -
Dude I love ice cubes I’m not even joking.


Dodge

Feb 18, 2007 12:27 am -
Quote:
Dude I love ice cubes I’m not even joking.
Lol, my dog’s afraid of them.


Spud18

Feb 18, 2007 12:29 am -
Quote:
Lol, my dog’s afraid of them.

My dog thats stands up about 6 feet tall, he is scared shitless of butterflies, but he eats bees and wasps and spiders and anyother insect but butterflies he runs like fuck haha its funny.


YankeeHater

Feb 18, 2007 12:29 am -
Quote:
Lol, my dog’s afraid of them.

lol my dog’s afraid of the vacuum cleaner but thats about it


YankeeHater

Feb 18, 2007 12:31 am -
lol my dog eats bees too, she doesnt eat her shit though im so glad i fuckin hate when dogs eat their own shit.. or anyones shit haha


Spud18

Feb 18, 2007 12:31 am -
I think all dogs are afraid of the vacuum or RC cars lol.


YankeeHater

Feb 18, 2007 12:32 am -
if you rate low tell why


lachlan

Feb 18, 2007 12:33 am -
my dog likes ice also. weird. 5* btw


lachlan

Feb 18, 2007 12:37 am -
my dog likes ice also. weird. 5* btw


GnArKiL

Feb 18, 2007 12:38 am -
this is my vicious guard dog he just came home and his eye is bleeding so if you live near me you mite see a large decrease in raccoon/mink population


(eye isn’t bleeding in this pic)


TecnoDestructo

Feb 18, 2007 1:06 am -
my dog would hump your legg & its a bitch


jam-8065

Feb 18, 2007 1:14 am -
my guard dog taking a break


jam-8065

Feb 18, 2007 1:16 am -
oh 5*


Dodge

Feb 18, 2007 1:18 am -
Lol Tecnodestructo, my dog probably weighs HALF what your dog’s HEAD weighs... And mine’s female, and humps stuffed animals... Horny bitch...


PyroXIII

Feb 18, 2007 1:56 am -
5* Good eggs, pics, good setup. I like German Shepards, But my personal favorite is a Husky/Wolf mix. Very pretty dog. I don’t have one, my cousin does. Here’s my dog. Small, cuddly, but man, he will bite anybody that gets near me, my parents or the house.


PyroXIII

Feb 18, 2007 1:58 am -
*sigh* Thumbnail...damnit.


evilk ny9

Feb 18, 2007 2:05 am -
my dog is scared to death of flys...it’s really funny, cause one time he was running from one and he literally ran face first into the wall. It was so funny because he really didn’t have a clue that the wall was right there in front of him :D anyway 5


J0hnnySick0

Feb 18, 2007 2:56 am -
people are scared of my dog because he look like a dingo, but he would’nt hurt a fly


--Jotto--

Feb 18, 2007 7:19 am -
Here is a picture of my gaurd dog


Dodge

Feb 18, 2007 9:02 am -
Quote hamtaro:
I thought chuck norris would have a dog as deadly as he is but it sucks.
My dog’ll mess you up. You think ’Oh, she’s so little’... Then she rips out your achilles tendon to level out the playing field.... Go nose to nose with her, she’ll take yer face off. :-)


Ace_Of_Cards

Feb 18, 2007 9:08 am -
i got a HUGE dog that when on its hind legs gets taller then me(im about 5"3’). It is a Siberian Husky and im dam proud of it! W00T huskies!!!


xIOptimousIx

Feb 18, 2007 10:27 am -
5* i have a pug and i trainded him to sleep,eat, and ow forgot i tougth him to watch me play xbox live and bark when i loss.


paintball4life

Feb 18, 2007 11:31 am -
fucking usefull


Spud18

Feb 18, 2007 2:08 pm -
I got a pic of my dog now lol


jon-3012

Feb 18, 2007 2:17 pm -
i like this egg, fun to read, i was actually thinking about getting a dogg, between german shepard and a husky, i think i might choose the german shepard 5* good egg


jon-3012

Feb 18, 2007 2:20 pm -
i like this egg, fun to read, i was actually thinking about getting a dogg, between german shepard and a husky, i think i might choose the german shepard 5* good egg


Spud18

Feb 18, 2007 2:32 pm -
Quote:
i was actually thinking about getting a dogg, between german shepard and a husky

My dog is a mix of German Shepherd and Akida Husky, about 65% Husky and 35% German Shepherd.


Scarface15

Feb 18, 2007 4:24 pm -
you get a 5.my favortie guard dog is the Dobermans,there hell of good.


pyrobomber-4757

Feb 18, 2007 10:10 pm -
im gonna get a boa constrictor so i wont need a dog to gaurd my house, otherwise, this is a good egg, 5*****


intelligencequotien

Feb 19, 2007 11:04 am -
show me how to train a poodle and youll get your 5


jam-8065

Feb 20, 2007 4:37 pm -
http://i151.photobucket.c m/albums/s160/a150004112/P cture038.jpg


YankeeHater

Feb 20, 2007 7:54 pm -
sweet dogs guys thanks


oooooha

Feb 21, 2007 4:15 pm -
SO ALL U HAVE 2 DO

IS train the dog to love you and refuse food from anyone....??


DaDevil

Apr 11, 2007 2:49 am -
Heres my dog:












DaDevil

Apr 11, 2007 2:50 am -
5* btw good egg!


misterbuzzkill

Dec 16, 2007 6:34 pm -
5*
2nd to last picture is a little creepy lol
your dog looks cool
i think your teachings is a tiny bit on the harsh side

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