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(48 votes) Published: Feb 21, 2007 5:54 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 231 times
this is my first egg rate 5
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Have you ever been at the bar drinking with a few buddies when suddenly out of the bathroom walks a creature with the biggest smile you have ever seen? Everyone laughs and screams "LOLLERMANDER!!! LOLOLOL"
and your just like ....haha what?
They all look at you and spit beer in your face and leave. It was quite tragic wasnt it? Well never again!
In this egg I shall teach you all about LoLLermanders.
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Lollermanders are a very happy species of salamanders. They live all over the world and reproduce very quickly. This is mainly because of all the alcohol they drink and lack of protection.
In fact Lollermanders only use protection while having "activities" with trees. This may seem strange to you but they really enjoy it.
Some Lollermanders are more active in the clubscene however. This is where the reproduction of there species starts.
The males usually regret what happens the next morning.
This is quite sad and depressing for the males but the species must live on and this is the way of nature.
Lollermanders are very happy creatures and love green foods such as lettuce, grass, slime and pickles.
A huge problem with Lollermanders is there curiosity. This sometimes gets them in huge trouble.
This lollermander has somehow wandered into another dimension and ended up inside someones television.
Sadly this was the last I have ever seen of this Lollermander.
Lollermanders age range is 3-6 years and they are drunk 90% of that time.
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Thank you for reading. You are now very skilled in the knowledge of Lollermanders.
Feb 21, 2007 6:05 pm - Hmmm, I suspect you can get an account deletion for this. One of the rules states you cannot use material that is not yours without permission.
Way to fuck yourself over buddy ;)
Feb 21, 2007 6:07 pm - first, why copy an egg thats so fucking stupid?
Second, i hate salamander head. So its ok that u wasted 50 points on this i dont mind
That him. He was standing next to a girl and looked like he shit himself so I made this. I think he cried because he got so mad lmao. Look at his face. AHAHHAAH. What a weiner.
Feb 21, 2007 6:15 pm - if you didn’t notice i am level 2 so why would it matter it takes like 2 days to get to level 2 and anyway salamanderhead has all these stupid followers that think just because re is like his life they should rate all his stuff a 5 so he makes these stupid eggs and everyones like whoa cool lolerzroflaocopter thats so funny because sally made it
ps i agree totally with theoriginal
pss i was going to leave the by salamanderhead at the bottom and leave this is for rer at the top
Feb 21, 2007 6:20 pm - Lol Johnny. Jealousy issues I see? Just because people respect me around here doesnt mean you have to dislike me:)
Your insults mean nothing and show your immaturity. Why try and cause online arguements with me? Whats the point? Apparently you have no life my friend.
Think about it;)
i think your the one with no life since your on here like 24/7 how much do you see me on just think about it.
pwnd
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Im not in school anymore. I have nothing else to do. Im moving to Alberta to work soon and wont be on at all.
Who cares if Im on a lot temporarily?
wtf temporarily you are on every fucking day and you say i have no life and i bet you will just sit in alberta with your laptop playing runescape and re
Feb 21, 2007 6:37 pm - I dont have a laptop:)
Who cares if Im here everyday? Ive been out of school working for a while now and Im going to Alberta soon. This is something to pass the time.
Why do you care?
Feb 21, 2007 6:38 pm - meh! ur an idiot u woudnt be getting pwned in an internet arugment if u hadnt have copyed the fucking egg o and salamander u fell for his agrumenting trap ZOMG o and heres one of my faviorte pictures :)
F b 21, 2007 6:38 pm - meh! ur an idiot u woudnt be getting pwned in an internet arugment if u hadnt have copyed the fucking egg o and salamander u fell for his agrumenting trap ZOMG o and heres one of my faviorte pictures :)
Feb 21, 2007 6:43 pm - Haha but you dont have a life. Maybe I am here more than you, but I dont copy other people’s eggs because I envy them in an effort to start an arguement with them.
Theres no other reason for you to post a copied egg of mine other than to argue? Am I right?
So by trying to start an Internet arguement with someone you know nothing about, you subconciously admit to being a loser with no life.
Pwnt, over and out niggah.
Fe 21, 2007 6:44 pm - well from my point oof view salamander is winning the argument and i really dont like you if u copy other ppls work even if there not so popular
Feb 21, 2007 6:45 pm - why would i envy someone who is on the internet all day and yes i did make this to start an argument because i am bored and i don’t like you that doesn’t mean i have no life i probably have more friends than you.
why would i envy someone who is on the internet all day and yes i did make this to start an argument because i am bored and i don’t like you that doesn’t mean i have no life i probably have more friends than you.
Im not on the Internet all day actually. Im usually watching tv. The computer is next to me. I dont do anything until the weekends. On the weekends I go get drunk and party.
Now your saying you have more friends than me? Haha self pwnt right there buddy. When someone brings up a statement like that its 90% often a lie. HAhahah. Good job.
Feb 21, 2007 6:50 pm - what do you do in your spare time play on the computer?
i bet thats all you do you probably dont even get out of the house for 1 hour a day
Feb 21, 2007 6:55 pm - Haha I have tons of pictures stating otherwise. What you think of me means nothing. Your just some pissed off child acting tough on the net. Yeah I never leave the house. My toenails have grown threw the floor and are acting as roots. I get my nutrients from the soil as they travel threw my nails. You got me dude. Smart guy right here lol.
Feb 21, 2007 7:16 pm - well from my point oof view salamander is winning the argument and i really dont like you if u copy other ppls work even if there not so popular
Mar 10, 2007 12:33 am - lol sal i think he just craved your attention. I also think alberta sucks dick compared to newfoundland. What city are you going too?
Mar 10, 2007 11:06 am - this is my first egg rate 5
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Have you ever been at the bar drinking with a few buddies when suddenly out of the bathroom walks a creature with the biggest smile you have ever seen? Everyone laughs and screams "LOLLERMANDER!!! LOLOLOL"
and your just like ....haha what?
They all look at you and spit beer in your face and leave. It was quite tragic wasnt it? Well never again!
In this egg I shall teach you all about LoLLermanders.
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Lollerman ers are a very happy species of salamanders. They live all over the world and reproduce very quickly. This is mainly because of all the alcohol they drink and lack of protection.
In fact Lollermanders only use protection while having "activities" with trees. This may seem strange to you but they really enjoy it.
Some Lollermanders are more active in the clubscene however. This is where the reproduction of there species starts.
The males usually regret what happens the next morning.
This is quite sad and depressing for the males but the species must live on and this is the way of nature.
Lollermanders are very happy creatures and love green foods such as lettuce, grass, slime and pickles.
A huge problem with Lollermanders is there curiosity. This sometimes gets them in huge trouble.
This lollermander has somehow wandered into another dimension and ended up inside someones television.
Sadly this was the last I have ever seen of this Lollermander.
Lollermande s age range is 3-6 years and they are drunk 90% of that time.
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Thank you for reading. You are now very skilled in the knowledge of Lollermanders.
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