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(215 votes) Published: Feb 22, 2007 11:53 p.m. In 4 Favorites Lists Viewed 3319 times
Ok now this is very simple yet effective...
This could also be classified as a story if you think its lame
Alright, let me explain.
For this you will need:
- School speaker that plays bells/etc.,
- Patience & convincing skills, good if the whole class is in on it.
- A phone or some kind of recording Device, like this:
or for those of you behind technology:
Good luck sticking that fat fuck in your pocket though!
1. Ok now, look in your diary or whatever for bell times. Now, your goal is too... use your "Recording device" to record the bell. It’s best if you have your recording device right up to the speaker.
2. Now, once it is on your phone/recorder.. 5-10 minutes before the "REAL" bell is going to go, PLAY IT!
Simple yet very effective most times!
Read the tacticts below:
tactics
- Keep trying, if you dont manage to get out the first time. Play it again closer to the bell time ;)
- Works good on isolated classrooms, (ie. Portables).
- As soon as the bell rings, make sure you pack all your shit up like usual. Don’t laugh, act suss.. Key point. Make sure the whole class does this. Act casual. Pretend it is the real bell, as it’s going to be ;)
- Try it on new teachers/substitue works good on them, and old teachers aswell.
- Make sure there is a few members in your class aware that this is happening. Convincing the teacher is the key.
- Make sure that it is fairly loud, maybe use a COMPUTER to play it or external speakers for ipod/etc..
- Make sure you have the bell recorded on the off beat, so when it starts, the bell isn’t halway through a "ding" edit on computer if neccisary.
- Before the class make up a story or something with your class mates.. "does the speaker for the bell in this class work?" "nah it don’t work in this class" etc.
then when the bell rings, you could just say.. oh thats from another classroom
- Don’t be silly and make the bell go off like 15 minutes into the classs, make sure its like 20-5 min to the end of class :) otherwise itd be to obvious.
My Story
Ok well the other day, this kid in our class had the bell tone.. Everyone had got it...
Well he played the bell on his phone, "was that the bell"?
well.. so we all started leaving the class and it worked.
He even had me fooled! lol.
Now then after that we had maths at end of day.
Now we had an old teacher, who was a substitute..
his age did show as apparently some girl in our class’s dad had been taught by him..
Well anyways, he tried to be smart.. "i bet you the bell will go at like 3:05.. DO NOT DO THAT!! ARGH.. then the guy checked the bell times and all.. then he was still confused, we confused him..
So anyways he played the bell at 3:05, the guy was confused so he asked another teacher.
The teacher must of told him or something.
5 min later he played it again and we got out of class, because the bell was like 10 min away anyways...
So
once we had a sub who had horrible hearing so this kid sed "booooooooooop" and she let us go. That was fucked up
hahahhahahahahaa that had 2 be fuckin hilarious. imma try that on a sub next time we have 1. cus for some reason all of our subs are either rly rly old/deaf/blind or rly stupid. either way it should work.
Feb 23, 2007 1:59 pm - 5 would work on subs and most teachers in portables
BTW the Iphone is nothing like that! Google it you’ll find the real thing there!
Feb 23, 2007 3:05 pm - i think it’s getting zeros because it’s a lot of work just to get out of school a few minutes early...ill give you a 3 for effort.
Feb 23, 2007 5:06 pm - hmm.. but at my school, a class room full of kids just wandering the halls would be pretty obvious, and theres no place to go really, in the middle of school, but cool idea
Feb 23, 2007 5:16 pm - umm this wouldn’t really work anywhere how do you think everyone’s gonna be in on it theres always a fag who squeals that there is still time left in class and everyone yells at his bitch ass and makes him cry 2*
Feb 23, 2007 6:15 pm - Highly doubt this would work, probably 99% sure wouldn’t. Now with this new technology called clocks, I bet cavemen would only get fooled by this.
Feb 23, 2007 7:26 pm - The teacher i have last period is a fat dumb bastard anyway- we just get up and leave when he isnt looking he doesnt even kno the diff
Feb 23, 2007 10:46 pm - WOW, i feel so bad for people with only 1 quarter of a brain. It’s okay it’s not your fault you can’t make eggs.OK anyways to my point. We all know that school bells are fucking loud, so how the hell are you going to get it that loud even if you do record it right next to the bell it still will sound weird.
Jun 19, 2007 7:26 am - This egg is cool, but i strongly recomend the external speaker idea, as it would make it a better quality sound, and it would sound more real, instead of a crappy camera phone speaker
Sep 23, 2007 7:04 am - done it before with my zen vision w last school year like a minute before the bell. then everyone walked outside and was like wtf. then the real bell went off. it was funny
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