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(129 votes) Published: Feb 27, 2007 3:58 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 980 times
I havent done an egg in a long while but here it goes
...ah, McDonald’s, the fattest food you can buy...but their the most tastiest and addicting and there so good so who cares??..
Before we get started, he is some really basic tips about McDonalds...The first thing is, you the customer is always right; in fact its the first thing they teach the employees. The second thing you need to know is how to identify managers and super managers. The older looking man that wears either casual or vintage clothing are "super manager"
He will not tolerate any of my tips and if he is around the regular managers won’t tolerate some of these tips either.
A manager wears a tie and a blue or black shirt. Managers are 50/50 on weather they will fall for these schemes.
The regular crew is the pimply teenager who has low self confidence, and there is a great chance that these seems will work. here are the Schemes. ( there is a SUCCESS rate 0-100%)
1. SUCCESS: 95% - If there is a blind area in the restaurant (an area where the employees can’t see you) Go there with you nuggets or chicken selects and, and a couple of them really quick and then go back you to the counter and say I only got 8 nuggets or I’m missing a select, and they will give you your "missing" food.
1. SUCCESS: 90% - If you’re thirsty ask for a cup for tap water and most of the time they will give you a cup if there not a manager. This is only if they have self serve drinks. Once you got your cup fill her up with what ever you want.
2. Proficiency : 85% - Always ask for your receipt, because you can buy food, leave and eat it in your car then come back in with your receipt and say I only got 1 McChicken when I bought two or something to that extent, they will give you a McChicken only if you are serious you can’t be giggling.
3. Proficiency: 100% - If you want a Big N’ Tasty for about 1.20$ instead of 3.50$ order a double cheeseburger and ask for Mayonnaise, Tomato, slivered onions, Lettuce and ask for a seeded bun. The only thing different is the meat, for the big n’ tasty you get a 1/4 pound slice, which trust me is gross because it big greasy and it most of the time old meat. So you are better off with to pieces of regular meat in there and plus its less money!!!
4. Proficiency: 85% - Order something in drive thru like a meal or something then go around again and say you didn’t get your fries or you missing a sandwich. The employees hate when customers go in drive thru twice and complain!
5. Proficiency: 85% - Ask for a kiddy cone and they will give you a little cone of ice cream for free! OF you have to say it’s for my child. if they ask tell them your child is at your car or somewhere.
6. Proficiency: 80% - Buy and ice cream walk out of McDonalds give it to a friend and then walk back in and explain to them that you dropped your ice cream. They should replace it! It is in the McDonalds code to replace dropped or spilled food.
So here my egg. hope this helps, enjoy your food :D
Feb 27, 2007 4:09 pm - some usefeul tips but i honestly dont think im desperate enough to try and risk making an ass out of myself for fuckin $2.00 tops.
Feb 27, 2007 4:12 pm - lmao,relax dude...its worth the "risk" cuz...what the hell are they gonna do ?? call the cops FOR THAT? i doubt its even a crime... lol just make up a excuse and youll be fine.
3. Proficiency: 100% - If you want a Big N’ Tasty for about 1.20$ instead of 3.50$ order a double cheeseburger and ask for Mayonnaise, Tomato, slivered onions, Lettuce and ask for a seeded bun. The only thing different is the meat, for the big n’ tasty you get a 1/4 pound slice, which trust me is gross because it big greasy and it most of the time old meat. So you are better off with to pieces of regular meat in there and plus its less money!!!
My friend does something like that, but he turns a double cheeseburger into a big mac.
All you have to do is:
-Ask for "Mac Sauce" (they will know what you are talking about.)
-Ask for lettuce.
-Ask for no ketchup or mustard.
-Ask for no onions.
better off with to pieces of regular meat in there
....... ALL OF MC.D’s FOOD IS STEAMING DEATH TRAPS, JUST ASK JERED!!!!!! i wouldnt doubt if they didn’t self inject some of this fine stuff! STEAMING DEATH TRAP
Feb 27, 2007 9:49 pm - . I used to work at MCdonalds, (yeah im cool :) lol)
But these work, and so much easier.
Any time a customer came, and complaid...we just gave them free food.
Nobody cares, The only thing you can’t do is ask for your money back, they dont give it.
This may help for your free food,
It costs $4 to buy a big mac-for example- , but it only costs Mcdonalds 50cents to make it. So, if you complain about your food, 100% guarantee you will get another thing free. (If you get what i mean, hope that helps at all)
Mar 01, 2007 3:26 pm - lovely Very nice i suppose- 4*
it doesnt really matter about failing either, mainly because it’s very unlikely to do so and really nothing would really happen if you did o.O
thanks very much- will try these sometime ;)
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