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(110 votes) Published: Feb 27, 2007 4:20 p.m. Viewed 608 times
Ok, so this egg I will tell you how to get Chinese food delivered to your house, for only the price of the tip.
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This works better if you have ordered from them before.
I HAVE done this several times and it works.
What to do Order your food normally.
After they tell you what you ordered (in case you forgot lol), tell them to put it on your credit card.
She will then ask for the credit card number. Just say something like "It’s in the computer."
She’ll just be like "alright" and then about 30 minutes later the delivery will come. Just tip the guy and celebrate your victory with some nice Chinese food!
This will only work for a restaurant where your address is already programmed in their computer. For example, when you call, they ask for your phone number and they go "69 Penis street right?"
Feb 27, 2007 4:44 pm - ^^ that never happened to me, but i wud probably just end the call as soon as possible. if the person came and told me i had to pay, id be like "its on my card" and close the door on him
Feb 27, 2007 4:49 pm - dont get me wrong, im not dissing asians, trust me, my school is almost half asian and i have a lot of good friends who r asian..u cud probably do this to other restaurants too but i only tried it on chinese
Feb 27, 2007 4:52 pm - I think pizza places would work the same, as long as you told them you’d pay at the door, and told the delivery guy you paid through credit card.
Don’t expect to order from them again, and I’d leave your house pretty quickly after, or do it at a friend’s, so you can’t get in trouble by the cops!
Feb 28, 2007 8:41 am - You’re not any better ,PyroXIII. Why don’t you tell me your race and lemme diss them.Wait
that wouldn’t make me better than you.Better still show me a picture of you.
Feb 28, 2007 10:19 am - There is a picture of me in my profile. Maybe a little bit of intelligence could have told you "Hmm, Maybe his profile has a picture in it? Naw" That is my point exactly. Retarded. Ohh yeah and Erotic, Nice spelling your own damned race. I’d love to see somebody come to my house, I’d blow their ass away. Ohh and I’m of Native American heritage. Make fun of me I could give a shit less. Asian pride, of getting nuked in Japan? Killing the second born in China? I’m also not entirely racist, my best friend is Latino.
Feb 28, 2007 11:15 am - Think about it, at least Asians have a place to call home, all you guys have is land inside of a nation, labeled indian reservation. And the only use for your land is for your latino friends to park their stolen cars in.
Feb 28, 2007 3:08 pm - I get money each year from the 2 casinos on my tribes reservation, so I’m fine with it, I don’t even live on it. Free money, fine with me. Home is the nation, even though it was ’stolen’ it is still home, so saying that didn’t mean much, Europeans can’t call it home, they stole it, plain and simple, if you steal a car it’s still not yours.
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