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(103 votes) Published: Mar 02, 2007 2:30 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 244 times
The 12 days of Ramadan
On the first day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
A dirty bomb under the tree.
On the second day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
Two rusty knives...etc.
On the third day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
Three new kurans...etc.
On the fourth day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
Four clean turbans...etc.
On the fifth day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
Five ugly wives...etc.
On the sixth day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
Six sticks of dynamite...etc.
On the seventh day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
Seven AK-47‘s...etc.
On the eight day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
Eight maps for targets...etc.
On the ninth day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
Nine tickets to Mecca...etc.
On the tenth day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
Ten beheaded infidels...etc.
On the eleventh day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
Eleven Camels running...etc.
On the Twelfth day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
Twelve bombs exploding...etc.
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On the first day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
A dirty bomb under the tree.
On the second day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
Two rusty knives...etc.
On the third day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
Three new kurans...etc.
On the fourth day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
Four clean turbans...etc.
On the fifth day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
Five ugly wives...etc.
On the sixth day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
Six sticks of dynamite...etc.
On the seventh day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
Seven AK-47‘s...etc.
On the eight day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
Eight maps for targets...etc.
On the ninth day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
Nine tickets to Mecca...etc.
On the tenth day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
Ten beheaded infidels...etc.
On the eleventh day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
Eleven Camels running...etc.
On the Twelfth day of Ramadan,
Allah gave to me:
Twelve bombs exploding...etc.
Mar 02, 2007 3:53 pm - this is fucking lame man, you just reminded me of those beheadings i saw on ogrish.com, now i will try to get them out of my head damnit 0*
M r 02, 2007 8:38 pm - I totally agree.....Islam is a sick religion, most people don’t know this cuz they have to be "Politically correct" but the Koran teaches that they must make war on Non-Islamic states to impose Islamic law on them!
Don’t believe the crap they put on TV! It is a cover up to invade our country! look at all of them coming! Look at england, england is on its knees.
There real motto is:
We are a peaceful religion, if you don’t
agree we will kill you"
Dont belive everything on tv, do your own research.
Mar 02, 2007 8:49 pm - no islam isnt a bad religion, it just that the ppl that r in that religion are fucked up..... i gots a friend that is islamic and he dont agree with most of the shit the terriostists r doing
I totally agree.....Islam is a sick religion, most people don’t know this cuz they have to be "Politically correct" but the Koran teaches that they must make war on Non-Islamic states to impose Islamic law on them!
Don’t believe the crap they put on TV! It is a cover up to invade our country! look at all of them coming! Look at england, england is on its knees.
There real motto is:
We are a peaceful religion, if you don’t
agree we will kill you"
Dont belive everything on tv, do your own research.
Try studying history and actually reading the Quran.
Mar 02, 2007 9:09 pm - islam , judeism (sp?) , and christianity are very similar religions. dumb fucking ignorant racists like you make islam to look like a violent or "fucked up" belief. the radicals are the ones who kill, bomb, and torture people. they dont like the way we live and think and would say we are the ones who are wrong and evil, and YOUR doing the same damn thing as the terrorists.......trying to persuade others by SPREADING YOUR BULLSHIT .
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