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(238 votes) Published: Mar 04, 2007 4:06 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 1149 times
IF YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO BECOME A PIMP YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, BECAUSE I, WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO BECOME A PHAT 1337 PIMP Some Info: I’ll be talking in "Phat Pimp Language"
First you have to have a 1337 Pimp Helmet
Watch out though, them honeys will want to mack with the helmet
Then you go to gets a pimp hat, everyone knows that every pimp carries a super fly purple pimp hat
And Don’t forget them sweet ass golden shoes
Then you gots to get them dollar sign glasses, so you will look fly and feel rich Damn, I wish I had those glasses.
Oh yea, don’t forget them shiny parachute pants. Like McHammer
Now for the good part, you got to get them weapons to hold the popo off and to be keepin honeys makin’ the cash
Go to the pirate store and ask that foo to get you a pirate hook, everyone knows a pimp has a pirate hook
If you want also ask that foo for a samurai sword, if he says no, get out your pimp cane and show that bitch a thing or two
Now you gots to get a sidekick or two
A tiger will work fine like a supa fly See that? That tiger will cast mathmatical spells on your ass
I got me a Samuel L. Jackson for some extra protection
Now that your done you gotta dress yourself from all that shit you bought, that magic math tiger ran my bill to like $9000, so I suggest slappin your bitches until all the money pops out
This is what you should look like when your done Just so you know that picture took like 9/10th of my RAM to make
Hope know you youngins can be 1337 pimps and get more money out of your bitches and ho’s. Cause now, noone will take shit from you
Mar 06, 2007 1:55 am - Hahah. This is fucking great. I loved it. Fantastic work...I laughed for a minute...I gave you 1pt for effort, 1 for the pictures, and 3 more for the layout. Thanks dude.
Apr 12, 2007 8:43 pm - my name is conor tis funny makes me laugh so a 5. i dont know what spoof means so i guess it is like something that just makes fun of something... i guess.... look at the big lobby
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