Shoplifting from Best Buy
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Published: Jan 12, 2003 12:00 a.m.
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This is for informational purposes only and is not to be used in the commission of any crime. The writer assumes no liabilities from the misuse of this information.
As a company, Best Buy doesn’t believe in cameras yes, all those little black balls on the ceiling do have cameras in them, unlike at walmart where 99% of them are empty, but they are lo-res cameras and they can’t see much with them they’re relying on their employees to deter all theft. And most of the cameras, if you stand directly under them, they can’t see you at all, as most of their cameras are stationary and pointing in some other direction! (If you can find one with a ceiling light shining from behind it, you can usually see where the camera is aiming, too.)
It’s also Best Buy company policy to NOT intercept anyone they suspect is shoplifting. You could grab a plasma screen tv and walk right out the exit and no one would stop you (they would call the police however, so have a quick getaway planned). It’s a whole liability issue with them. You might have a half-dozen blue-shirted Best Buy fools following you around the store, but not one of them will touch you. Ignore the guy dressed in yellow (or any other color) at the front door he’s only there to intimdate you HE WON’T STOP YOU OR PURSUE YOU. If you beep on the way out, give him the finger and keep on walking.
If you can get someone to go in on it with you (or several people for that matter), have someone go attempt to open a fire-exit door while someone else lifts stuff. Any management, and probably quite a few regular employees, will come running to the fire exit (or exits, if you have more than one person helping) when the alarm goes off. This alarm will sound for exactly 15 seconds, which is the amount of time it should take the actual thief to leave through the regular exit with the goods. Very little attention will be focused on the actual thief during the pandemonium.
My most common method for lifting from BBY though is simply to put something small in my pocket, go to the restroom and remove all sensor tags from the item, stuff the item back into a pocket or down the front of my pants, and exit the store.
Another fun method is to remove the little white sensor tag from an item and stick it to another customer, unbeknownst to the that customer of course. Follow them around the store carrying whatever item you wish to own. When they exit the store they will beep. You exit immediately after them while the poor fool is intercepted by Mr. Yellow-guy.
Have fun, and don’t get caught! If you do get caught (and are under 18) cry a lot and you might be ok. If they want to call your parents give them the number. At least if they’re calling your parents you know they’re not calling the cops. If you’d rather face the cops, either refuse to comply or give them a fake number. When the police arrive, SAY NOTHING! When you are down at the cop-shop, SAY NOTHING! If they ask you to make a confession, say only four words, ’I want a lawyer.’ Say nothing else. Do not deny nor confirm your actions. SAY NOTHING! If they ask you if you stole things, SAY NOTHING!
If you are over 18 and get caught, SAY NOTHING! If they hand you a piece of paper to sign, DON’T SIGN IT! If they ask you to make a confession, SAY NOTHING! If they ask you if you stole things, SAY NOTHING! Do not confirm nor deny your actions. Four little words are all you are allowed to say, ’I want a lawyer.’ Nothing else. Not no, not yes. NOTHING! Do not answer questions, do not ask questions. Lawyer, lawyer, LAWYER!
Don’t worry if you can’t afford a lawyer one will be appointed to you at taxpayer expense. Best Buy has nothing without a confession from you. If you say nothing, most likely you will get off scott-free. If your lawyer asks you if you did it or not, you can either say ’No’, or you can SAY NOTHING! It is the lawyers job to defend you, even if they believe you are guilty. If you need to remind them of their job, do so. If you feel you need to request a different lawyer and the state allows it, do so.
Sorry for rambling on, but this is a very serious game. Players can (and do) go to prison. Players can (and do) get bunkmates named Bruno who derive extreme pleasure from making cute little white boys into #*@!es.
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