GnArKiL

Mar 10, 2007 12:11 am - this mite work ill try it tomorowim gonna get you sally!!!1!!111

Torch

Mar 10, 2007 12:18 am - I already have most of this shit so i’ll try making it when i obtain my head. Thanks for the info.

DELTA

Mar 10, 2007 12:22 am - all you need to accelerate time is an english class *0

Mar 10, 2007 12:35 am - perhaps if it was funny I would give you a 1.

johny-6404

Mar 10, 2007 12:52 am - i have a feeling im gonna get owned again

Torch

Mar 10, 2007 12:57 am - well you cant do shit against sal, so if he starts arguing with you then yes you will :). He is better than you get over it.

johny-6404

Mar 10, 2007 1:11 am - im going to sleep now so salamander don’t even bother posting until morning

MaxwellMURDER

Mar 10, 2007 2:16 am - easiest way to accelerate time: get on a bike, one that you can pedal DAMNNED fast, and go to a hill. now the FASTER you go, the faster TIME goes. so check your watch at the top. then pedal AS FAST AS YOU can downwards. and lo and behold! check your watch at the BOTTOM of the hill AND YOU ARE IN THE FUTURE!

Nothing_Is_Safe

Mar 10, 2007 2:51 am - I can travel 60 seconds per minute into the future!

julian-7721

Mar 10, 2007 5:23 am - actually, the slower you pedal, the further into the future you’ll be when u get to the bottom...

cumdrops

Mar 10, 2007 10:56 am - nice but you forgot the penis holder

Dodge

Mar 10, 2007 11:21 am - Here’s how you do it. Hit yourself in the temple with a hammer real hard. Lo and behold... You’ll wake up in the future. The harder you hit, the further into the future you’ll go...

got_Pwned_4_talking_ hit

Mar 10, 2007 1:55 pm - the picture could have been better so 2*’s for the effort

Torch

Mar 10, 2007 3:55 pm - ^^fag

Ace_Of_Cards

Mar 10, 2007 6:01 pm - ohh i get it. Salamanders hold the time travel whoremone in their head and it powers the time accelerator!!! GENIUS!!! 5*h

anton55x55

Mar 10, 2007 6:10 pm - this is not funny whatsoever... 0.

NotEmo

Mar 10, 2007 10:11 pm - lol

MooMooMoo

Mar 11, 2007 3:45 am - I think you guys have missed the point. If this actually works - and scientifically theres no reason why it shouldn’t - the it opens the door to time travel in all dimensions and that will be vaguelly interesting for the human race as it means we don’t need to record tv programs any more for example (7i+3) *s where i is the sq root of -1

St00pK1d

Mar 14, 2007 12:16 pm - stupid as hell...I love it 5*s