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I-Doser: The Truth

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Published: Mar 13, 2007 3:44 p.m.
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Before you flame this Egg, read it through. This is not a stupid link Egg, and I know "everyone" knows about it. It has a point, trust me.

I’m going to attempt to enlighten you, after great research, on the so called "audible high". I know many of you by now are strongly opinionated [against], but I urge you to read this.

If you don’t know what I-Doser is, don’t carry on reading. it’s not gonna help you one bit.

To Begin...

There was a surge, a while back, about the program I-Doser, which apparently gets you "high" from sending signals to your brain.

I researched this, asked some teachers, and yes, this is possible UNDER THE RIGHT CONDITIONS. It’s not really that complicated; frequencies are sent to your brain, immitating the frequencies you would have if you were under the influence of the substance.

Of course, by no means will the same effect be reached as the real thing.

Many have claimed the effect to be a place-bo effect, and personally, I don’t give a flying fuck if it is, it was the best goddamn thing I’ve felt for a while.

___________________________________________________________________

Here’s where you might become involved.

I, like many of you, was a complete and total non-believer. Jesus Christ I thought, what a load of bull shit. But I still tried it... curiosity got the best of me.

Now, you may have tried it, had no feeling at all, and then gave up. Same with me. Check this out:

1st Time:
Anasthesia, nothing.

2nd time:
Lucid Dreams, not a single feeling.

3rd Time:
Black Sunshine, jack shit.

Q:What did I do these three times that may have fucked it all up?

These probably occur to you!

A: They might not have been the right kind of dose, and I tried them whilst sitting at my desk, on the computer. Bad idea.

4th Time:
Peyote, worked like a mother fucker, no goddamn place-bo effect.

Q: Why this time?

A: I was laying in my bed, pitch black, not doing anything. Left laptop playing the dose, but not touching it.

What did I feel you ask? It’s hard to explain. Everything I thought about swirled around, and morphed. It sounds corny, but trust me, words can’t describe. Everything I looked at moved, and I felt the movement in my thoughts. Not just slightly, but lots. Wow.

You see, heres what we have in common:

I was a complete non-believer. I was amazed when this actually worked.

The main point:

Heres what I’ve been trying to say.

    1. Give it one more shot, and follow my directions below.

    2. Don’t be so quick to give up, try.

    3. It’s unfair to say it’s all a scam; maybe to you, but for a never-used-drugs-before kid like me, it’s a god sent blessing.

    4. place-bo or not, it really is just the same thing. Techincally, it is a place-bo effect, because you are thinking you are experiencing the effect (without touching a drug). That’s what the point of I-Doser is; to open your mind up and be able to think of these things.


No more rambling on. Here’s what you gotta do if you want a good experience.

    1. Don’t sit at your computer screen, chair, or anything. Lay on your bed. Comfort is key.

    2. Lights out. Don’t look at anything.

    3. Relax. Focus on the sounds. Focus hard and let the sounds do the work.

    4. Wait for the whole dose to complete before you let your mind wander.


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Foot note:

I did not write this egg in order for you to bitch on how I-Doser doesn’t work, because I made the answer to that clear throughout the egg.

I did not write this egg for points (even though they don’t hurt) so rate what you think.
___________________________________________________________________

PlEASE TRY AGAIN, FOLLOWING WHAT I TOLD YOU. I THOUGHT THE SAME THING ALOT OF YOU PROBABLY THINK NOW, UNTIL A WHILE AGO. KEEP GOING AT IT, IT’S NOT A SCAM.

(excuse the caps, I needed to get the message across)
 

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L3G3Nd

Mar 13, 2007 3:48 pm -
Oh btw forgot something. Use strong doses, not weak.


PointB1ank

Mar 13, 2007 3:53 pm -
nice egg. 5 stars... ive used it in bed with all the lights off and its mostly worked...the weaker doses didnt do anything really. but its ok.


DannoTheManno

Mar 13, 2007 4:06 pm -
I have this program and used it a couple times (just screwing around while listening to them)
Now I have all the sounds, but which one should I listen to in these "conditions"

B W: 5*

Link to full I-Doser: http://rapidshare.com/fil s/18712121/I-Doser.rar
P@ssword: warez-industry.net


DannoTh Manno

Mar 13, 2007 4:07 pm -
Oops:

http://dl.phazeddl com/753507/I-Doser_-_Get_H gh_Legally_For_Free/WnD


Sal manderhead

Mar 13, 2007 4:12 pm -
5 because you put a lot of work into this.


L3G3Nd

Mar 13, 2007 4:16 pm -
Thanks for the real good ratings. I really am pleased for once RE has some understanding, and realized what this eggs main point was.

In terms of what dose to take, I say take Peyote. It is crazily intense.

And yea, it is more like being in a dream. Its weird, but fuckin fun if it works right.

BTW Mom, dad, if you read this I am talking about audio files!!! lol


ChaosMaestro

Mar 13, 2007 4:17 pm -
nice 5* here and prof.
how did u get lucid dreams.


ChaosMaestro

Mar 13, 2007 4:18 pm -
nice 5* here and prof.
how did u get lucid dreams.


CentralIntelligenc Agency

Mar 13, 2007 4:19 pm -
Abomb is a really good first time dose too.
5**


Needled

Mar 13, 2007 4:24 pm -
This will explain to a lot of the skeptical people that this can work.

I think the first dose that had an effect on me was the A-Bomb, was not quite the effect that IDoser said would occur, but cool nonetheless.

5**


Cheesybo man

Mar 13, 2007 4:36 pm -
I know what this is, but I have a question:

Is it completely silent or does it make the slightest bit of noise (or more noise)?

The reason I ask this is cause it would be fun as hell to play this in a class off my laptop or something and then everyone gets high.


DrVanilla

Mar 13, 2007 4:37 pm -
not rating....because i have no clue what the fuck "I-Doser" is....


L3G3Nd

Mar 13, 2007 4:47 pm -
It makes alot of noise, and it wouldnt work to get the class high.

You have to listen through headphones cus a different signal is sent through each ear piece, and into that specific ear. if it was playing from a speaker, then both ears would pick up a bit of each signal= no effect


Bungle

Mar 13, 2007 4:50 pm -
0* Really?


theSPACEdude

Mar 13, 2007 4:54 pm -
damn dude, i was about to post something like this, basically youve got to focus on the sound and be listening this when you are going to sleep, not on your computer browsing the internet, the makers of idoser should have just released some mp3s of the doses, using a program only further complicates things


Bungle

Mar 13, 2007 4:54 pm -
Before you delet my comment, hear me out. I am the one who brought that i-Doser bullshit to RE, so I feel responsible. When I was trying to defend it, this is exactly what I was saying, but noone listened. It is impossible to alter your brainwaves to get high. If youre stupid enough to believe iDoser works, why dont you just go get high off of inhalants instead?

Or you can have some fucking balls and try to go score a 10-bag.


Cheesybobman

Mar 13, 2007 4:54 pm -
Thx AdoubleS guess it won’t work then (for my purposes)


TyPepper

Mar 13, 2007 4:58 pm -
any one know how to put it on you mp3 player?


got_Pwned_4_talkin _shit

Mar 13, 2007 4:59 pm -
u did put in work into dis so 5*’s


Ace_Of_Cards

Mar 13, 2007 5:12 pm -
good egg legend. 4* since no link to idoser


L3G3Nd

Mar 13, 2007 5:31 pm - To MrBungle
I won’t delete ur comment, and I don’t wanna start a fight over this, understood? Goood.

But I must say you are fucking pissing me off, by implying what I felt was not real.

What I felt was real, and it was crazy. It was beyond a placebo effect. Everything was weird.

Believe what you want, but be fuckin specific, i.e. by saying "its impossible to alter MY brainwaves to get high".

Fuck... I’m sick of people saying it doesn’t work just because they didn’t feel anything.


chickgriddles

Mar 13, 2007 6:01 pm -
hey danno the manno whats the password for opening the encryption for the idoser files?


Dom-123

Mar 13, 2007 6:05 pm -
I need someway to convert to mp3 or something because my computer is downstairs, and my bedroom upstairs.


chickgriddles

Mar 13, 2007 6:13 pm -
holy fucking shit! This stuff reacts hard with me. Ok i smoke weed every now and then but today i ran idose marijuana for about 2 minutes right after drinkin a little good old nyquil. I then did cocaine and i felt chronicked up in a trance for about 3 minutes.


DannoTheManno

Mar 13, 2007 6:19 pm -
Chuckgriddle when you said cocaine did you mean the real thing or the sound. Cause the sound did nothing for me.
OH and BTW the password for the file is:

warez-industry.net

Wha really pisses me off is why not just give you the damn Mp3 files instead of having to open the program and choosing the dose. You know what. That’s what I’m going to do. Fuckin assholes make you pay for the shit.


Addict27

Mar 13, 2007 6:59 pm -
holy fucking shit dude ive never heard about this but ive always wondered if there is something like this how the fuck do i get it?


captnxcrunk

Mar 13, 2007 8:15 pm -
just another note it doenst alter ur brain waves it matches them so it puts u in a trance and state of euphoria. 5 stars


DisturbedOne

Mar 13, 2007 8:43 pm - Link
Here another link: This one Has a lot of .drg’s

The Numbers Represent versions of the same file(ex.

A-Bomb1.drg,A-Bomb2.drg A-Bomb3.drg-----A-Bomb (1,2,3))

-A- omb(1,2,3)
-Anesth sia(1,2)
-Black Sunshine(1,2,3)
- ocaine
-Crystal Meth(1,2,3)
-Divi orium (1,2,3)
-Ectasy (1,2,3)
-Excite (1,2,3)
-Exyend (1,2,3)
-F Roast
-Genesis(1,2,3& 41;
-Heroin
-Inspire
-JuiceIT (1,2,3)
-Lucid Dream (1,2,3)
-Opium
-Out of Body (1,2,3)
-Peyote (1,2,3)
-Reset (1,3)
-S Angel (1,2)
-Trip (1,2,3)
-White Crosses (1,2,3)

http://r pidshare.com/files/1158750 /Doser.rar

And heres a Patch if you get an error msg when opening a dose.
http://rapidshare.c m/files/11393957/idoser_pa ch.zip


Both are from "Planet DDL" I just found them and thought id share, so all credit goes to them and "GodOfWar" as far as i know for supplying these files for download. I dont take any responsibility if you misuse or overuse this program. :)


DisturbedOne

Mar 13, 2007 8:54 pm -
Ohhh Ya Forgot, 5*


DisturbedOne

Mar 13, 2007 8:56 pm -
Sry Bout Posting this many times, but just wanted to update everyone that the Patch has been removed from rapidshare.


DisturbedOne

Ma 13, 2007 9:10 pm -
Sry Bout Posting this many times, but just wanted to update everyone that the Patch has been removed from rapidshare.


BigChad

Mar 13, 2007 9:38 pm -
5* i’ll try some of these


Larryi5

Mar 13, 2007 10:17 pm -
idoser doesnt work, i tryed it about a month ago


Vade

Mar 14, 2007 10:08 am -
anyone know where to download some free doses rapid share wont let me


BurntFaceMan

Mar 14, 2007 10:59 am -
5* man

Nice layout
Use of bold
Use of colours
Paragraphing
Subt tles

If only most people would write eggs like this more often. *****
5


hydra-4538

Mar 14, 2007 4:10 pm -
has any one got an audio files they can send me off it pleas...becasue i downloaded it but it wuldnt open


xIOptimousIx

Mar 14, 2007 5:02 pm -
i really dont want to try it..couse i dont want to be a pot-head but this probably wont work for every one since some people can only hear some frequencies and others can so some might not get their effect under the best condition’s...5* for the work


SourD

Mar 14, 2007 5:36 pm -
i dont know whats so good about this "egg"...yeahh i belive some of i-doser works but what prank was this egg??? it wasnt even an egg......you should of posted it up somewhere or some shit...2* cause im in a nice mood..


J-Free

Mar 14, 2007 8:41 pm -
i gotta idea...use audacity and set it to internal mixer...and record the audio files as they play and then turn them into .mp3’s or .wav’s and then play them with itunes or windows media player and put them on a cd or your .mp3 player 5* havent tried any yet but i will soon


Alsoavailableinsober

M r 15, 2007 2:52 am -
I have only used this twice. the first time I tried marijuana because I know what the real thing is like and I wanted to see what this is like in comparrison, I did exactly what you say I should do and it didn’t work. The next time I tried it was after smoking only one cone and I was a bit high and I used the full strength out of body dose and it worked! I had a full conversation with my sister after listening to it and I was sitting in another room watching us talk. I haven’t used it since, I might use it again sometime. 5 stars. Good effort.


rivalZone

Mar 15, 2007 2:58 am -
5* mate. Im always singing a song or something in my head, I cant concentrate or clear my mind. 5*


everpianoman

Mar 15, 2007 8:15 am -
I’ll give you 5* for the effort.

However, being an I-Doser myself, it clearly says within the I-Doser research and instructions, that you must be in a relaxed environment. What kills me is that people don’t realize that you can’t relax if you’re sitting in front of a computer screen surfing the web. Your mind is focusing on other things and wandering. I’ve also heard that it works much better if you wear headphones. It will it will block out any excess sound.


everpianoman

Mar 15, 2007 8:21 am -
Also a comment to MrBungle

You aren’t altering brainwaves. Yes this is entirely impossible. You are right on that. However, you can trick your brain. This is a common psychological experiment. Actually it’s quite ironic because music therapy uses the same concept and ideas behind the I-Doser. It’s stimulating your brain to do something different. It’s more like an encouragement factor. None the less though it still does work.


-SAR-

Mar 15, 2007 5:21 pm -
It’s impossible for an individual to say that this program is "shit" because it effects you personally in a shitty way. SO GROW THE FUCK UP AND BE OPEN MINDED YOU INCONSIDERATE IGNORANT FUCKS!!

but anyways my freind tried the 3x opium and said that he felt like was going fast paced like in a car yet still floating upwards.


Wormshack

Mar 15, 2007 5:48 pm -
finally someone is actually making an egg on this. Im glad im not the only one making brainwave stimulation eggs. Ya gotta be open minded about this shit. Good job dude 5*

BTW- IDOSER VERSION 4 IS COMING OUT WITHIN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS ALONG WITH ABOUT 20 NEW DOSES!


Wormshack

Mar 15, 2007 5:53 pm -
Quote:

Ecstasy dose does nothing to me since I’m a frequent user of the real thing.



Ecstasy is a sexual dose in Idoser. supposed to get you in the mood or something


Brian-7202

Mar 16, 2007 12:29 pm -
somebody tell me a website or a program that i can get these drug doses for free without sighning up for programs that are only 15 day trials. freeeeeeeeeeeeee


Helix-624

ar 17, 2007 5:34 pm -
5*


StJimmyPyro

Mar 17, 2007 6:45 pm -
i just wanted to say...

i downloaded like 5 different ones, and i feel asleep in my bed listening to them, i did it every night, for over a week, with different ones, and not a single thing happen.

I’m just glad i didn’t pay for them, or I’d be so pissed.


sooperabundaburg

Ap 10, 2007 12:01 am -
i listened to the a-bomb one, and it felt like my brain was moving around in my head. trippy shit man 5*


Woods-3810

Apr 25, 2007 4:41 pm -
I have to ask, is this shit addictive cause i dont want to try the drug ones if it is..

 


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