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(261 votes) Published: Mar 17, 2007 9:16 a.m. Viewed 1464 times
So I was fluttering around my room, dreaming of pornographic images, and how to get brooms stuck in different holes then my butt.
Whist frollicking, I noticed that their were Five Asses and a moo cow upon my moni-tore.
I quickly, albeit briskly ran for a bocks. I was going to trap them bastards.
They quickly spread, like butter on bread.
But they didn’t go far. No, no they didn’t.
The first one happily got it’s head jammed between a few laptops. I stroked it’s ass, it got angry.
The second one was slow, perhaps retarded too. I trapped it in a bed of angry spikes, hoping it would retain the ass.
It turned out to be quite a dumbass.
I walked out of the room, only to find THIS ASS where an ass belongs.
RECAP: Two more asses, one more cow. Angry Eyes.
This one got tangled up in my homemade computer bocks. I briskly closed the bocks, powered on the system, and smelt tasty french fries. Burnt ass, I reckon.
The cow went ass-first into my nuts.
Dare devil ass. Thought he could launch himself out the door. ha
ha
ha
pwnt.
The ass landed right next to the pail of nutz. Right where the ghey cow got stuck.
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