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(187 votes) Published: Mar 17, 2007 9:17 p.m. In 3 Favorites Lists Viewed 952 times
I have made dis guide to help out all dah whiteys out dere. Crakuz.
kai first of all u gotsta lirn how tu speak lyk dis. To do dis u must hav been born wif alittle mental retardation.
Herez a little guide Yo
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English - Handi-capped (AKA gangstuh talk)
The - Da
shit - SHEAAATTTT NIGGUH!!!!
Negro - Nigguh
Then - Den
there - Der’
for real- fur realllzzz!?
compton - comp’in
Dick - Di’
girls - Hoez
white people - crakuh ass bitches
weed - wee’ (almost sounds like your going to say WEED but just before the D you stop)
Police (or any government figure)- Da man
was coming - be comin’
Those are just VERY FEW of the things you culd be saying!
Here are all of the above words used in a common paragraph
Yo nigguh we be chillin’ at da KFC and den da man be comin up into our teritory an SHEEAATTT NIGGUH!! He was all "yu been smokin wee’ lately" and I was all SHIIAATT NIGGUH! So I got muh ass outa der’. Later I went down to comp’in and got muhself a hoe and she said she be chargin’ me 50 dolla’z fer blow’n muh di’, and I was all FUR REALLLZZZ!?!??! In dah end I payed da hoe and went to some some wee’.
Go pim’ some hoez.
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Earlier today I found this notebook on the ground
Assuming automaticly that it was a black mans notebook I opened it up to see what more I could find out. What I found was a planner of what this black man was going to do today.
Sadly no new information was found.
I later found Jammal Jefferson at a local KFC he was very shakin up and told us he had forgotten everything he was supposed to do today because he lost his planner. He started to cry when I gave it back.
your welcome Jammal!
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Da clothing
first of all for clothing you need some hawt gangstuh chains.
the conclusion: to be a Nigguh you must spend alot of time on the couch and watching BET and or MTV (only when the black music videos are on) In your spare time you can entertain yourself by sleeping and eating the KFC snacker (ONLY 99 CENTS!) or just plain old chicken. Make sure to spend all of your money you have made at mcdonalds or other fast food restraunts on expensive clothes and BLING!
Mar 17, 2007 11:21 pm - 5 cus it made me laugh but are you trying to start a revolution of wiggers because if you are i will have you assassinated by my cult
Mar 18, 2007 11:32 am - Black people don’t go to KFC, the kernal (sp?)looks like a fucking slave owner. Black people go to Churchs
chicken, or pop eyes
but are you trying to start a revolution of wiggers
it has already begun, ever since they abolished slavery, being black was the in thing. check it out on wikipedia. 5* cause if i were black, i’d be cool too.
Mar 18, 2007 5:08 pm - Quote:How to be a gangstuh ass nigguh! well i was going to rate this 0* because i hate people that make fun of blacks but i’ll rate 5* because i dont think you would actully call a random black person a nigguh
Mar 18, 2007 8:39 pm - See this is a good spoof egg. This is what Ive been saying. This is clearly not spam and its pretty funny.
You obviously put work into this.
5*’s man.
Jun 23, 2007 5:49 am - black people dont spend the majority of thier money on KFC, thats where they take the family out for dinner, or thier sons 21st. With regards to food there are common rules, eat white processed bread, eat no vegetables unless its part of a burger, and smoke lots of crack to suppress ones appetite, it also means you dont have to brush your teeth because they fall out. HAVE A NICE DAY
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