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(142 votes) Published: Mar 28, 2007 5:42 p.m. Viewed 406 times
Ok, I just got back...oh say 15 minutes ago. So first off here’s how it went, my friend (5yco) was at my house when my rents came back, so naturally I hid him in my closet, full of shit, one out of 2 doors where there. So I figured I had to get him out and I might as well go with him right? so I told my rents I was goin to sleep as if they care though and I got dressed and we left. i couldn’t take ANY of my shit cuz my parents where in the kitchen and they could pretty much see the whole backyard coz of the floodlight.
We snuck to his yard, and he got his skateboard and some beer which i was planning to save for later coz i dont like hopping fences when im drunk.
So first stop: this chick named illisa we hung out at her place got some cigs and left, (she came along). what we where PLANNING on doing was stealing a golf cart from this apartament complex cuz earlier that day we took the keys from it.
Fucktards leaving keys in golfcarts! So it was in a storage garage, and we thought it was in a shed so we opened the shed with a shimmy to find nothing. Upsetting no?
We couldn’t open the garage. We really tried, up until some lady yelled that she woz callin the cops so we left that complex. We wandered around a bit and went back to illisa’s condo thing to chill out coz we where pissed off. We decided that we weren’t gonna go back home empty handed. so we when to another complex (it was a cluster of 3) and we just walked around and tried to see if any cars where open. All we got from that was a pack of malbro lights which was boring cuz we already had a box so we threw it out before going home, on our way to the last complex we got lazy and we didnt want to go around the fence so we hopped it, or at least I did coz we heard some sirens and I ran for the last complex and hid in the bushes while 5yco and illisa apparently visited a unlocked appartement and stole some nasty ass milk which they tried to throw at me when we met back up.
They went around the fence and we went to the last complex, there (in cars) we found a box of condoms which we neatly placed everywhere,
a mp3 player,
a sony gps system
a garage remote,
and some random sterio remote,
we also found a jacket full of coins and i found a half dollar so that was cool. We where walking and we passed a mail room and i couldnt resist. I found a whole bunch of bills and loans to ginna something but we later also threw that out.
on our way back we had to go through the second complex coz it was the shortest way through, we checked some cars and found a cigar and
(here’s one)2 flashlights. so in that complex we where sitting on a couch next to the dumpster restin our poor redneck feet and 5yso’s phone started ringin coz his mom woz callin him so he had to go and i went back to illisa’s house dropped all the stuff off for safe keeping there and came back. thats it. thats all.
oh and a check book
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