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(73 votes) Published: Mar 31, 2007 6:00 p.m. Viewed 542 times
Ok this is my second egg.
Here goes.
You need;
1. A dollar bill (4 quarters)
2. Hair
3. Balls
Yesterday, my friends and I went to Mcdonalds. I got a cheeseburger and realized I couldn’t eat meat. (I’m a vegetarian for lent, not because I’m religious, just because people said I couldn’t) So I wanted my money back. I spit on the burger, but that didn’t look good enough. So I took a strand of hair, gently laid it across the cheese, then bitched at the employee that it was a health code violation. It was pretty funny, they gave me my money back and offered me a new burger with fries. I rejected it and said "Your place is a health-hazard mess. I’m not eating here again." So yeah you could variate this, and take the free food if you’d like.
Mar 31, 2007 9:48 pm - You guys are assholes. Who gives a shit if this has been posted more than once? The person had the guts to do it, they’re just telling a story. You all who give a low rating have probably never even attempted something like this. Yes I’m new to Rotteneggs, but I have used this site for my pranks for a couple years now. So if you’re about to bash me, F-U-C-K-O-F-F 5* bitches
Mar 31, 2007 9:49 pm - You guys are assholes. Who gives a shit if this has been posted more than once? The person had the guts to do it, they’re just telling a story. You all who give a low rating have probably never even attempted something like this. Yes I’m new to Rotteneggs, but I have used this site for my pranks for a couple years now. So if you’re about to bash me, F-U-C-K-O-F-F 5* bitches
Mar 31, 2007 11:15 pm - this wouldn’t work at a mcdonalds around here. they take down your information and corporate sends you a coupon for a free meal. anyway, after causing a commotion like that, the employees probably put actual pubes, and spit in your burger for being a lying prick.
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