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(275 votes) Published: Apr 03, 2007 2:59 a.m. In 8 Favorites Lists Viewed 2950 times
Hunting emos is a rewarding and enjoyable pastime. Unlike other game such as deer, emos are considered to be somewhat intelligent (this opinion is shared by few), and a little more of a challenge. The purpose of hunting these little critters is for fun only, NOT FOR FOOD. Emos have the greasiest hair known to man, so its fair to say that their bodies contain the same grease. Eating an emo will give you an instant heart attack, or at best make you double in weight.
but for those too lazy to click that il say it all agin. Emos will usually have this:
Dyed black hair (occasionally other colours will be present). The hair will usually be long and fall over the face.
Will constantly seek attention
Will act suicidal/self harm, but never will commit suicide
Will act depressed for no reason
Will wear black/purple, and only black and purple.
Emo Huntin’
The most difficult part of hunting emos is not the killing but the tracking and finding. Most emos are suicidal, and literally throw themselves in front of your line of fire. Alternatively for those who dont have a gun, just remind them how thier lives suck, and theyre sure to kill themselves. Less work for you ;)
Finding the emo is a problem. Night is your best chance of spotting these illusive beasts, as all emos are nocturnal by nature. Good places to search are away from normal people, gay bars, and of course in kiddies playgrounds.
Emos will also be found hanging under trees (sometimes literally) or making out with the same gender.
Another interesting fact is that although they seem to lead a solitary existance, they are always found in herds. Should you happen to find a heard of emos, try not to spook them, and phone up every other hunter in the area. A full heard is the hunters dream.
Shootin your emo
Unfortunately, the government still recognised emos as people for some reason, so its illegal to shoot them in most countries. So its important that you dont get caught. Place a gun in the hand of the dead emo, because they are so suicidal the police wont even bother to investigate further.
Ohter methods spring to mind such as running them over with a car, or setting them on fire, but these tend to be a little harder to make them look like suicide. If you enjoy a challenge, those are the methods for you.
Congratulations on your first emo hunt! Have fun with this new sport. Rate and comment.
Apr 03, 2007 4:45 pm - yeah...that would work, but not at my school. theres this one emo kid that got fucked with to many times, so he went and took MMA classes for a whole year and started working out a bunch, and he’s like the protector of all the emo kids at my school. nobody fucks with them anymore, ill tell you that much. but 5 anyways
Apr 03, 2007 7:08 pm - (quote)yeah...tha would work, but not at my school. theres this one emo kid that got fucked with to many times, so he went and took MMA classes for a whole year and started working out a bunch, and he’s like the protector of all the emo kids at my school. nobody fucks with them anymore, ill tell you that much. but 5 anyways(/quote) yeah, but even the biggest baddest emo will die if you put a gun to his head. 5***** btw.
Apr 03, 2007 8:32 pm - you fucking fag......... i have died black hair, USED to cut myself and an now seeing a mental therepist, i dont dress in all black/purple more liek black pants or shirt with baggy deninm jeans....... ur just a predjudiced fag thats all...
Apr 03, 2007 8:37 pm - and btw not all emos cut themselvs and are sucidal....only some.....
emo was origonally a type of music and then some turned into a way to dress..... its only an abbriviation for emotional..... i used to cut myself sometimes ( like when i was pissed off or sad or something like that).... most actully DPNT slit their wrists.... you just have an image of an emo and think all emos are like that
Apr 04, 2007 2:46 am - Thank you restricted for telling all "Emo Haters" that not all emo’s cut themselves. That is the BIGGEST stereotype. Oh and to the maker of this egg. Your a fag. What have you got against emo’s? Are you scared of them? Feel threatened? Look. Emo’s arnt bad people. I know that for a fact because i have friends that are emo’s and i am emo aswell. Just see someone else point of view before you make up your mind about emo’s. I know im speaking for quite alot of people on RE.
Apr 04, 2007 2:49 am - This is EXACTLY what I have been looking for. I think you forgot to mention that, most of your prey can be found on a website called: MYSPACE. *5
May 07, 2007 7:52 pm - emo is a prejudice term that was given to 1980s hardcore punk bands who’s lyrics weren’t political. punk rock is the best music ever created, and all though it has spawned subgenres such as modern "emo" and post-hardcore, its all the same to me.
you know, there was another group of people who wanted to kill people based on cultural characteristics...they were called the Nazis.
Green Day are originally from America. You are hating Americans, you are no better than them. hypocrite
you can hate americans as opposed to america its not the same for example a lot of people hate george bush he’s the president but they love america but when you hate america you not only hate the people but everythin else inside the border so try an act just a little more smarter or stfu. (the only reason im saying this is because i hate green day i think one day they should all die horibly)
Thank you restricted for telling all "Emo Haters" that not all emo’s cut themselves. That is the BIGGEST stereotype. Oh and to the maker of this egg. Your a fag. What have you got against emo’s? Are you scared of them? Feel threatened? Look. Emo’s arnt bad people. I know that for a fact because i have friends that are emo’s and i am emo aswell. Just see someone else point of view before you make up your mind about emo’s. I know im speaking for quite alot of people on RE.
Faggot ass emo. 5* buddy cause I absolutley hate Emos. WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS ASSHOLES! WHAT MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL?
And to settle the musical dispute...PUNK AND EMO ARE DIFFERENT! METAL RULES OVER ALL!
Jul 12, 2007 3:42 pm - Although I do hate when people are stereotypical (and no, I am not an emo, but I do have friends who are), I admit, it was pretty funny.
Btw, just thought i’d throw this into the open... whats w/ the cutting? I never understood it, whats the appeal? As far as I can tell, all it does for you is give you scars that will make it harder to get a job :P. One time I accedently slit my wrist during class... (The story is to long to get into here) pretty bad too, I got really dizzy from the blood lost, my vision got blurry, and all I could hear was ringing... It was kind of funny though because I stumbled up to my teacher, showed her my wrist and calmly said "I think i need a band-aid." Lmao XD. All the jocks though I was afraid of blood though because I got so pale (Its called blood-loss ,lol) ... anyways, enough ranting. 4*
Sep 03, 2007 2:34 pm - I hate emos so god damn much. One thinks I’m her friend. I dont quite know. As for Emos that work out, I do too. And I normally have a weapon of some-sort within 100 yards of me.
Jun 22, 2008 4:04 pm - not humorous at all:-
I don’t mean to sound like i support emo causes.
Because I dont,
In my oppinion you would have achieved more by either informing people how to hunt them without the bullshit (reword into 1/5 of the total characters used. Or to have titled this "Stereotyping Emos"
Aug 31, 2008 10:09 am - I just want to point some things out. Ignore what I said before, back then I was still sussing out this whole thing.
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Dyed black hair (occasionally other colours will be present). The hair will usually be long and fall over the face.
There is honestly nothing at all wrong with having a hairstyle like that. And you really cannot judge someone just by what they look like. First I’d say you should understand them at LEAST a bit before you make assumptions of them. Who knows what is going on in their minds anyways? For all you know they could have had a loved one die on them or something. There is well over a billion possibilities in psychology, so please start thinking.
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Will constantly seek attention
I can understand where you are coming at from here, as people who do this can piss me off a fair bit too. All I can say is that not all of them are even like that. The ones who seek attention for a trend or whatever are what you call Posers. Which arent even real emos if you ask me. And if you think they are ’real’ emos just because it says so in that "I must be emo" song that you see on youtube, then you must be stupid to think that the song actually made up the definition of the word emo.
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Will act suicidal/self harm, but never will commit suicide
and..
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Will act depressed for no reason
You really need to quit hating people because of what they’re going through. Depression is an actual real thing. Something everyone goes through at some stage of their lives. Especially some teenages out there. So get used to it. The only reason why a depressed ’emo’ dresses the way they do, is because it’s their way aproaching happiness. Nothing more.
It does work, maybe not for allot of people, but for some it sure does. Why the hell else would they be doing it?
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Will wear black/purple, and only black and purple.
So what anyways? everyone has their own rights to dress the way they like. You see no one stopping surfers and beachy girls dressing the way they want. So who cares if they dress that way? There is no rules on how a person should be in life anyways.
IF they are doing it because they suffer from depression or whatever, like what I said before, it is their own simple way of feeling better about themselves. There is nothing more to it.
Since their isnt even an official definition for an Emo, I tend not to even use the whole label at all. I only did it in this comment just so you all will understand exactly what I mean.
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