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This is an egg on things to do while sitting in traffic or at a stoplight or parkinglot waiting for someone. It also includes a bonus fun car prank that i just did today.
Things to do while in traffic:
1. Pretend to tug one out. Hold your glasses underneath your shirt and close your eyes while moving your hand rapidly up and down. When the woman next to you comments, just open your eyes and show her that you were just polishing your glasses.
2. Legitimately slap one off. Who cares if anyone sees you, your bored and you gotta find stuff to do.
3. play a game called "see how long i can sit without moving before the person behind me honks".
4. play a game called "see how close i can get to the person’s bumper in front of me before i hit it or they get pissed off".
5. rev your engine at the elderly woman crossing the street.
6. rev your engine at the elderly woman next to you in traffic who is driving her 1968 oldsmobile that still only has 12,000 miles on the original motor.
7. scream obscenities at people and try to get a fight going. Blame it on someone else
8. Invite the person in the car next to you for a ride in your car. If they actually hop in, roll up the windows, turn on the window lock, rip a giant fart, lock the doors, hop out, close the door and run.
9. get out pink slips and stacks of cash and challenge people around you to a race to a spot 10 feet in front of you. Remember that you are in deadlock traffic so it could be awhile.
10. When you pull up to someone, lean out your left window and start making orders for a large fry, a coke, 2 hamburgers ect...
11. Turn on an embarassing 1980’s pop one hit wonder song on the radio. Play it really loudly in a loop and sing to yourself. When the person next to you rolls up their windows, simply turn the music up louder. Play the song in a loop so it really gets stuck in their head. Songs by the beachboys, kelly clarkson, Liz Phair, Boys 2 men, dream street and hansen are all great choices.
12. Take the transmission out of gear and rev the engine up to the redline. Just let it keep bouncing off the rev limiter so people around you cant think/talk on their phone/listen to music...
13. Sell stuff out of your car. Reach under the seats and advertise apple cores, socks, condoms, old newspapers, candy wrappers out your window. Ask for ridiculous prices and claim "hey this isnt UNICEF".
14. When you see a ricer next to you in traffic with 13inch chrome hubcaps from autozone, jump out of your car, run over rip one off and hold it up in the air. Start yelling ive got your rims! ive got your rims! then say "hey its a fake!".
15. For real deadlock traffic, hop out and walk around to different peoples’ cars and ask them about different things in their car. Ask them how much they paid for the sticker on the back or how much they paid for the baby carraige folded up in the back. Then ask them how much they want for it.
Funny prank i did today: These freshmen boys were all being real newbs and talking amongst eachother about how they havent reached puberty yet so they all hopped in this sophomore kid’s car. They all wore their hats backwards and tried to fit in and they thought they were cool because they were hanging out with a "hip sophomore upperclassmen" with their polo collar up. So i followed them in my car to see what the fuck they could possibly be doing that would make them soo cool. I followed them to a beach parkinglot and they all got out the mint skoal and the weed and were sitting in the kids car trying to fit in by doing drugs. So one of them yelled out "hey why are you following us, you trying to be cool?". So i drove away and parked my car around the block. I snuck back over to the parkinglot and closed the gate which is the only way in and the only way out. There is a 10 foot tight link fence around the parkinglot. I then locked the gate and called the cops to report kids doing drugs on the beach parkinglot. I hopped in my car and drove away. When i drove past 15 minutes later, there was 6 police cars there and the kids were all busted. This was about 2 hours ago.
Apr 07, 2007 10:20 pm - if your gonna vote it down than at least grow some ballhair and tell me why. I wont get pissed off at you if you have a good legitimate reason. I understand that most of these are very original or some of you just dont like me, but i would appreciate some feedback.
Apr 07, 2007 10:23 pm - no i do alot of other pranks but ive gotten into so many cop chases and close calls involving the cops that i figure that if i involve them than i wont be a suspect for anything wrong. I really only do it to people who are a waste of my time. IT wouldnt prove much or be sensible at all to go over and beat up a freshmen who is a few years younger than me or 100 lbs lighter. It is alot better, easier and effortless to just lock them in somewhere and call the cops on them. Theres more to the story as to why i did it but the whole point is just that its funny to lock them all together with no way out.
Apr 07, 2007 10:43 pm - if you drive a really really shitty car or if you are just transporting one, make sure that you dress really badass and you hold the steeringwheel overhand with your dark sunglasses and backwards hat on. Blast some bad to the bone music. People will look at you wierd but its fun to drive around in a 1992 geo prizym like its a big block chevy.
Apr 08, 2007 1:01 pm - this is somewhat similar to my "Fun things to do in a car" egg here: http://rotteneggs.com/r3/ how/se/62157.html
but it gave me some laughs, especially this one:
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13. Sell stuff out of your car. Reach under the seats and advertise apple cores, socks, condoms, old newspapers, candy wrappers out your window. Ask for ridiculous prices and claim "hey this isnt UNICEF".
As for your story, i wouldn’t have called the cops, but it’s still knida funny.
Apr 08, 2007 4:06 pm - the only reason why all of you are bent out of shape is because you are all freshmen and younger. I told 6 upperclassmen about it and they thought it was hilarious and i got super brownie points for it. It is hilarious to follow around underclassmen to see what they are doing because they are so self conscious that they are afraid to do anything that could give me a reason to make fun of them. Running up to their car and slashing the tires would be too easy and it wouldnt get them into any trouble. Getting beaten up or being made fun of is easy to get over, you get your feelings hurt and you heal. But if somebody calls the cops on you and youre locked in a parkinglot doing drugs, thats a whole different story. You go to drug counseling, your parents dont trust you, you get kicked off of your sports teams, you cant leave the house, your mommy holds your hand and wont pay for your college. Thats real damage. I cant believe these people who think that beating somebody up or slashing their tires or breaking a window causes damage. Its all about social and emotional damage, not physical. If you physically harm them than youre the one who ends up getting raped by a 9 foot tall black guy in a 4 foot by 8 foot prison cell.
Apr 08, 2007 4:43 pm -
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i got super brownie points for it.
You see, that comment there makes me think you have either down syndrome or are 11 years old. The thing that makes me the most irritated is that you are willing to fuck up these peoples lives just for doing a bit of weed?
Apr 08, 2007 6:51 pm - not just for doing a little bit of weed. Its just for being douches. It was a whole klan of 6 freshmen and this sophomore. They came to the highschool on the first day with a cocky attitude like they run the school and it would fall apart without them. they expected everyone around them regardless of their age to respect them despite the fact that they are immature and embarassing to talk to or negotiate with. This one freshmen who was one of the kids in the car began bragging that he had pounds of weed in his backpack. He got jumped and the kid who beat him up got in trouble with the police and was sent to an attitude adjustment school because the freshmen lied to the police. This time he was bragging about how his sophomore friend’s big ford expedition has an 8inch lift and 22 inch rims and, huge speakers, how much weed he can pack in the back, how hes gotten away from the cops in it and whatnot and how it can run over a volkswagen. So i followed them to the parkinglot to see this "amazing SUV" that he spoke of. IT turned out to be a ford expedition with autozone spinner hubcaps, $25 walmart speakers, only 2 windows tinted cuz they dont know how to get it inspected with tint, no lifter, no giant tires or anything and so i yelled over to him that his expedition would snap a tie rod end if it tried to run over a cinder block. And the kid said, OH DUDE ITS AMAZING well it can sure drive through any fence or barricade you toss in front of it because of these new pepboys tires i tossed on. He was bothering me about how my vw cant drive through a fents or drive over a crub and i told him that i dont need to because i know how to drive. So i basically figured hey, well see if he can truly drive through any fents, crub or barricade and i locked him in and called the cops. There you go thats how it happened. 1 of me, 7 of them i dont care whether they weigh 20 lbs each or 200 i was outnumbered and i wasnt gonna take shit. It was easter weekend and all my friends were off so i figured, hey the police have 40 squad cars maybe they can help me out. Thing to do at the time and i still dont regret it. LMFAO!!!! HA HA HO HO GIGGLE GIGGLE MUNCHKINS!
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