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Hey everyone, thanks for reading, here are my two urban pranks.
-You may have heard of these before but I’ve made a quick search and I havn’t found any as of yet :)
::: Prank 1: The Magic/Invisible Rope :::
Equipment:
+ 2 People
+ A street
+ An invisible rope... :) Not really, the above will do just fine.
:: What to do... What to do... ::
+ Step 1- Make sure it is daylight so the oncoming cars can see both you and your friend.
+ Step 2- Also, what would be good is if you try it on a wide and fairly quiet road (that is of course if you’re intending NOT to cause a crash...)
+ Step 3- You and your friend must stand relatively in line with eachother on opposite sides of the street, standing on the pavement/sidewalk.
+ Step 4- As traffic approaches, (do it in single cars/trucks, don’t attempt to perform with multiple cars on the road), both of you quickly push your arms out at the same time as if you are holdng a rope and pull fast towards yourself so it looks like you’re pulling a rope accross the road infront of the vehicle.
+ Conclusion- You can make the driver poo him/herself :) You might even want to run if they get out :o This can be done as a spur-of-the moment thing and is just a bit of fun :)
::: Prank 2: Poo box :::
Equipment:
+ An old ring box- the small kind that holds a single ring. Or you can use a cheap cardboard box of relative size, it really doesn’t matter what it looks like... It’s the thought that counts ;)
+ Town centre or another busy street with many passersby
+ Wrapping paper and bow- the bow is only for effect ;) But I assure you, the bow will make it stand out and be more inviting. The wrapping paper should be more gold/silver- plain shapes, no "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" or themed pics on them. Or maybe an anniversary theme would do nicely for this :)
+ Dog/cat faeces :)- To be honest, it’s your preference, better if its your own dog then you aren’t walking down the road picking other peoples dog dirt up... But wear protection or doggy bag ;) You can also put something disgusting inside, or maybe a large spider :) Put a hole in the box and don’t keep it for long if you do. Lol
+ A good set of idiots :)
:: What to do... What to do... ::
+ Step 1- Get your ring box/small cardbox or whatever and fill it with your disgusting material, better if you wrap it up in paper so then the victim has to touch it.
+ Step 2- Seal it shut and gift-wrap it with the paper and bow, remember, aim to use nothing themed.
+ Step 3- Go somewhere public like I said, a town-centre or something busy, and place your "gift" on a small wall where it will be crowded and wont fall off, also remember- the bow makes it stand out more. :)
+ Step 4- Stay nearyby and wait, very soon you will get someone with a greedy-beady eye start making his/her way over to it, act natural and wait ’til they pocket it to follow them. I’ve seen people open it up and take a peek right away while others tend to get a bit of distance first... Just keep watch of them and they might open it.
+ Conclusion- It’s a fun and semi-simple trick to do and can get hilarious outcomes! :) Do it with your friends and maybe film it for later laughs. Mainly, have much fun with this.
There’s only two of them I know but... Still have fun, that’s the main thing :)
Thanks very much for reading and rate fairly :) Ciao!
Apr 11, 2007 9:58 am - :o
Thanks very much guys for the sexy voting :P
And I know about the limitation of offending vocabulary I’ve used here :P its just i think that them words make it sound a bit more light hearted and funny :D
i wasnt aiming to try not to offend anyone :P
"Dog/cat faeces :)" lol xD
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and thanks very much tuffy for the warning :D
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alllso, ill see if i can get a vid uploaded soon :D i only just got my decent camera a couple weeks ago that i can record some bitchin movies on, but ive not done any of these pranks since ive got it so, ill see if i can get one :D
Thanks a bunch guys :)
Jim.
Apr 11, 2007 11:10 am - I know :P goes from 4.5 to 2.9 in a couple seconds Lol
also, you know what the fuck has happened with my egg pic? dno if its sum kinda sql injection or sum1 knows my pass but... sum guy has managed to post that random tribal thing pic and i cant delete it :S i just get redir. to RE home >.<
cheers.
jim.
I did this so many times. One guy actually sped up because he wanted to fuck up our hands.
LMAO! Its great isnt it?! a guy has got out of his truck before. we could tell he wasnt paying too much attention and we were looking really casual aswel and we did it when he was like a few feet behind the "rope" and he slammed his brakes on dropped his cell. i started to skip straight after because i could tell his was pissed off and he came out and started screaming his head off at us :P
its always fun... sometimes people dont do anything and probably think we’re doing some kind of mime show lol
cheers :)
jim.
Lol....
Nice pranks... reminds me of when I was a kid... Me and my friends would take an empty t-p roll, put it in the middle of the road, and pretend to lite it when a car was coming... Looked like a biiig firecracker... they all slow down... haha...
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you know what the fuck has happened with my egg pic? dno if its sum kinda sql injection or sum1 knows my pass but... sum guy has managed to post that random tribal thing pic and i cant delete it
idk wats going on but it happened to like 4 other eggs. WTF!
Apr 11, 2007 5:53 pm - i did this once in a ghetto district in my area. There was tons of black guys and thugs just standing around waiting for something or somebody to kill or somethin. They didnt look happy, so i decided to go and take a dump in a Sony Ps2 box that i found in the trash. I closed the box, shook it up like crazy and put a brick in it. I left it on the front stairs of a pawn shop. 15 seconds after i set it down, this ~16 year old kid walks up and snatches it. He turns the corner, opens the box and looks down inside, he couldnt really tell what was in it but he reached down inside and got doodie all over his hands and a big blast of poo air wafted him in the face.
Apr 13, 2007 4:28 pm - hehe i did the rope one the other day and some guy started yelling at my friend. also an upgrade to the rope is to lay a real rope across the street and not accually pull it but make the person think that you will hehehe
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