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OK they thing might be very very complex or maybe impossible if youre mexicain ok here it goes
1. look aroung for something to sit on... like a chair... do not sit on boy !
2.walk to thing, stare at the thing you went to sit on
3. observe the chair see if theirs no sharpen things on the chair because you do not went to lose your virginity with a pin !
4. concentrate, contrate real hard !
5. ok here comes the hard part, go in front of the chair... ok then gently bent your knees not to fast its not a race. bent your knees till your ass touches the seat.
here it is you sitting down !! so heres the cucumber reminding you to stay on drugs !
Apr 13, 2007 9:56 pm - now that ive read the instructions, i no longer need to stand up when i take a shit, stand up when i use the pc and stand up when i get my weenie whacked.
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