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(128 votes) Published: Apr 19, 2007 11:39 a.m. In 37 Favorites Lists Viewed 1458 times
What you need: A envelope
Safety Matches (you’ll need both the paper and wooden variety)
Paper
Strike pad off a matchbox
Tape (doesn’t have to be electrical, it’s what i had on my desk)
Scissors
Pliers
Toilet Paper
**don’t ask why i have a lighter i the picture... you don’t need it**
What you do:
1.)Crush up the match heads with your pliers, they don’t need to be a fine powder, however they come off is good enough.
2.) Break off 3 matches, fold your paper so that it fits in the envelope.
3.) Cut out a strip of strike pad from your match box.
4.) Cut off enough pad to wrap around your matches.
5.) Now tape your matches together, side by side.
6.) Wrap the strike pad around the tips of the matches, and tape it tightly in place, but make sure the matches can still slide out easily, but with enough force that they’ll spark.
7.) Tape the matches to the bottom of your paper, with the heads facing down.
8.) Now you want to take a piece of tape, and put the sticky side facing you, on the back side of the matches.
9.) Take your crushed up match heads, and put them on 1 ply of toilet paper, if your rich and shit, you might have to peel off a ply, cause it needs to be thin.
10.) Rap up the match powder, in the toilet paper, and tape it just above the match heads.
11.) Now slide the paper into the envelope, and then press on the tape that’s facing the envelope, so that the strike pad sticks to the inside of the envelope.
12.) Address it, and you’re done :)
you could substitute the powder with something a little more painful, however, i mas expecting this, and i still burnt the hair off my hand.
(I slowed it down a little so you could see it better)
Apr 19, 2007 1:50 pm - very nice idea and put the return address as the person you want to send it to and the person you hate the second most as the main address with NO STAMP so they will send it back you but it’s really the person you hate....5*
Jan 29, 2009 3:04 am - Kinda Uberconfusing cuz i couldnt see the pix ima reload it later and try it ^^ i happen to know where my english teacher lives 5*s btw
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