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(36 votes) Published: Feb 16, 2003 12:00 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 955 times
1. Drive up through the drive through backwards. They’ll laugh their @sses off.
2. Get a pet rat and hide it. When you get up to the window and give them your money, and when they turn, or stop paying attention for just a second suddenly scream and pretend that you’ve just had a rat jump on you. You may also train the rat to climb up your arm, and when you put your hand out to give them the money the rat will climb up toward them. (Most people get the willies about unknown rats)
3. Go to an arctic circle and drive around their building continuously for a while. When they come out to ask what you’re doing, tell them you’re arctic circling.
4. Create a car from cardboard boxes and a bicycle. Drive through in that and see what happens.
5. Time your arrival at the restaurant to be just seconds before they shut off the lights. When they tell you they can’t take your order because they shut down their registers already, start complaining. Usually they will end up giving you free food.
6. Go to the drive through of Mc Donalds and accuse them of being a money laundering operation for the mafia because there is no way on earth that such nasty food actually sells enough to justify keeping them in business.
7. When you get to the window after you have ordered your food, immediately climb out the window, and stick your head and half your body inside their window. Make sure you have your money in your hand and look like you’re trying to give it to them so they don’t think you’re robbing the place.
8. Take a clear empty beer bottle, some Sprite, and small amounts of red and yellow food coloring in it so that the color is right. Put the sprite in the beer bottle and take it with you. Make sure you sound very drunk when you get to the window, and offer them a drink even. You may end up getting pulled over. No problem though because it’s not illegal to pretend to be drunk, nor is it illegal to have sprite in a beer bottle while you’re driving. If you do get pulled over, just go back to the restaurant and tell them (in your most sober voice) that you don’t understand why they called the police on you and that you would like to speak to a manager. Keep insisting, and eventyally you will be able to complain to someone, and you may end up with free food out of the deal.
9. Save up hamburger wrappers from their place, or after hours jump in the dumpster and get some out of the trash can. Get a bucket of liquid starch and paper mache their drive through window completely over with them. (Probably best to do this after they have closed.)
10. Get some ammonium sulfide (There is an egg on this board about making it, but you can actually buy it at some garden centers) Put some in a squirt gun and when you go to the window and get your food, wait until the person turns around and squirt the stuff in the restaurant while they aren’t looking. This is the stuff most stink bombs are made of, and it smells really bad, and until it dries, nobody will be able to be around it. (P.S. If you get noticed, better boogie on out of there.)
I’v done most of these, and the rest my friend and I had planned on doing, but never got around to it, but the ones we did do worked great. I used to work at a Wendy’s when I was in high school, and my friend worked at an Arctic Circle. We always tried to cause the most trouble humanly possible just for a laugh.
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