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(100 votes) Published: Apr 30, 2007 4:41 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 563 times
So tons of people on this planet will go out and purchase a fast car or build up their stock car to make it fast. The only problem is that they all do the same thing. They drive down the street as normal and then speed up and whizz past some hott girls to try to get some "BIG IMPRESSION", this will get a big impression, usually of a fist in their forehead. Too many people will try to draw more and more attention to their car and make themselves look as badass as possible directly in front of the girls. Theyve seen it all, this isnt going to work. They understand that a loud car isnt necessarily a fast car.
So you dont want to try to look like a showoff but you do want people (especially hott girls) to know that your car is fast. The best way to do this is by taking your friends (guys) for a ride in your car. It really doesnt matter if you try to show off because if your car is fast than they will he satisfied. My street legal car happens to do 0-60 mph in 6.2 seconds with five 200 lb kids in it (0-60 in 4.8 by myself). Take some friends for a ride in your car individually but know what your talking about when you explain to them why your car is fast, why it is faster than stock and what you have done under the hood. This is by far the best way to get the word out. Let people look all they want with their eyes and say all the shit they want about your car and look like a jackass when one of your first hand passengers (friend) tells them that you took a hairpin turn at 45 without the tires squealing and 5 kids packed in the car.
This method really does work well. Its ok to go wild on Boys night out but girls will just think your crazy if you squeal up your tires around a corner after revving your engine at them. It is a bad idea to drive past a girl and then immediately shift into neutral and rev it quick and return to drive. Youll be made fun of. Its also a bad idea to rev your engine at lights unless you are driving a standard (they ask questions). Excuses are always a good way to coverup engine problems. My car’s catalytic converter was knocking out and making a rattling noise when i brought 2 girls for a ride in my car. I simply just told them that its the motormounts breaking, they will then ask why and you can tell them that its from all the power.
People are going to continue to push you and try to get you to talk shit to bring out your flaws. Other guys are very competetive and a guy in a big chevy truck with 5 inch pipes generally wont rub you the right way if you are driving a 4 foot high loud tricked out jetta. Guys always want the attention drawn to them and its a big turnoff to girls. Dont mask your car with tons of stupid RACING R stickers because they are unneccesary. Sponsors are fine. Just dont talk much about your car unless people ask. Also dont put unnecessary things on your car to make it look flashy and stand out unless you truly believe that chrome rims are to girls as a chocolate bar is to an ADHD child.
Very quickly, you will learn that if your daily driver vehicle is fast and your friends are satisfied, more people will find out about it. Im constantly having girls call me up and asking me for a ride or girls asking me about my car in class even though i never told them anything about it. Guys will talk about other guy’s cars in class at school and girls will overhear it and talk about it amongst their own girl posse underground midnight klans. Talking about yourself to girls and telling them that you have the worlds largest penis isnt going to get them to open your pants for you, but if one of their friends tells them "Today in the gym locker room, chickgriddles unzipped his pants and a fucking anaconda came out" than they will be more convinced.
Dont try to tell me that this will make you a phony or sell out. Because anybody who utilizes what they have to get hott girls is a genius not a sellout. Im just helping you out because theres too many retards who will drive around normal all day but the second they see a hott girl they start revving their engine and spinning up the tires and turning up the music. I know from firsthand experience and ive talked to the girls and explained things to them countless times in total.
Apr 30, 2007 4:53 pm - one common thing that people do is give their car the gangster lean. They lower their seat to the floor and lean it back. It makes the car feel faster during acceleration because the passengers use more abdominal and neck strength to keep their head up. This has a great psychological effect on making your car feel fast but makes you look like an idiot while driving down the street. If you do this than you will need to understand that you will look like a 5 year old trying to drive a big rig.
Apr 30, 2007 5:46 pm - theres one kid at my school who drives around the block in the center of town in circles for hours tryin to spot hott girls to showoff to. He drives his dad’s GMC pickup truck all meatheaded out with the latest in chrome grilles and flashy shit. One time, he hopped into his dad’s truck after his dad was doing some landscaping. He was driving around scouting out girls in a truck with barrels of trash in the back, tons of old burnt and dead bushes and some shovels in the back. I asked him if he carries guatemalans and mexicans as well. He was rather angry at that point.
Apr 30, 2007 6:24 pm - So maybe you have everything mastered and you take your own path, but theres alot of people who need to swallow their ego and read this information. We all know them, some of us are them. I created this egg less of for a "OOH, WOW, or AMAZING!" effect. It is not meant to be as instructional as my DIY cold air intake or performance modification eggs. Obviously its going to seem boring if you arent an auto enthusiast. People want attention its the bottom line. The attention that they want wont be acquired by driving around desperately looking for girls to show off in front of.
Apr 30, 2007 7:01 pm - i agree that we dont need to soup up cars to be bad ass. my VW cabrio with a pansy ass 4 banger in it does freaking 120 mph easy so im good with my small pos that ugly and goes fast. its not the car or how you drive it, its the driver and how good their social skills are.
May 01, 2007 11:30 am - I plan to get my self a nissan 350z 2005 model.
I wouldent do that anyways.
No students at my school have good cars anyways.
just the daddys credit card type cars
May 01, 2007 3:16 pm - I wouldnt call the 4 banger in your cabrio a pansy engine. I collect those engines/cars like theyre baseball cards and they arent an engine to call a pansy. 16v, 8v digi2, 8v digi1, g60, or just any engine from cis-motronic to digifant2 is not an engine to call a pansy. Every last drop of hp in those engines makes it to the wheels. One of my old Rabbit CIS’s would do 145 mph easily with only $500 worth of modification to the engine.
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