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(32 votes) Published: Feb 21, 2003 12:00 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 185 times
Go to an unknown neighboor’s door. Ring the bell, and when they open the door, ask to borrow their phone for an urgent call you need to make. If they allow you to make the call, pick up their phone, pretend to dial a number, and start screaming, "The eagle has landed. The eagle has landed. Next mission: Return the anal probe to it’s proper recipient and then apply probe to their anus, as I am about to do to the person at my side." Hang up the phone, and take the stick that you put in your pants out and run around the house saying, "Where is my sweet little hunnybuns, oh, where are you?" Run out the door after 30 seconds of screaming and go to the next house. Proceed to follow the instructions above simultaneously.