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(50 votes)
Published: Mar 07, 2003 12:00 a.m.
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Ok, i dunno what the fxck category this should go in, but im puttin it under this category, cuz alotta people will read this egg!
you need a hammer and a real strong rope
Now what you do is go to a road that is not that crowded, but that people do still come down.
Go to a part that has an anchor on one side (tree, pole, etc.) and prepare this one.
Tie the rope around the anchor and make sure its tight, then pull it into the road and tie the hammer right into the part of the rope that you think cars will go over. (part that pulls nails OUT must be facing UP) you can use duct tape, super glue, whatever, but make sure the hammer stays tight. Now coil it up by the anchor out of view and leave.
Come back when its dark. Grab the rope, put the hammer up, etc. and run to the other side with rope in hand. When a car flys past, by the time they see something in the road, itll be too late, theyre goin too fast. when theyre right over the rope, PULL HARD. The hammer will jack shxt up under the car, and hopefully grab something. LET GO OF THE ROPE. It will wrap up in their tires!
Now the determining factor of this is your anchor, itll end 1 of 2 ways. #1, if your anchor is strong, the car will keep going, and the rope and hammer will rip parts of the car off, and mess it up. #2, if your anchor is weak, the car will rip the anchor outta the ground, while the sudden momentum change flips the car. Up to you!
Now some of yall think this wont work cuz our world is filled with @$$holes that critisize everything, for all of you, GO TRY IT, SEE FOR YOURSELF!
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