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Feb 12, 2008 7:11 pm - Craziest dream
Ok, this may sound weird but I have been eating jello for about 3 days now. I love jello. I had a lucid dream where i got to be god for a second or two and I turned all the worlds water into jello. I fell down to earth and the buildings and such broke from the massive shockwave of jello created from ym fall. Then it skipped to some war movie...

really weird....

no joke. This was real

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urmomis1 0

Feb 12, 2008 7:49 pm - man...
meth is a hell of a drug... lulz.


SYLAR

Feb 12, 2008 8:23 pm -
i had a lucid dream the other night...i get them rarely but they fucking rule...i wish the words water turned into jello


CDizz

Feb 12, 2008 9:38 pm -
Actually, you dreamt of Halo 7, predicted to come out after the Apocalypse.


Gill

Feb 13, 2008 3:21 pm -
ahaha..

Whao buddy. I’m glad I’m not the only one with fucked up dreams. Sounds like fun..

Aren’t the dreams that are the most ridiculously random the best?


UTgod27

Feb 14, 2008 4:50 pm -
yeah man, that dream was fucking insane. I mean JELLO. come on. WTF? I think that might be a good senior prank.

Dec 05, 2007 5:23 pm - funny ratings
Some dumbass jew/retard nub told me ALL my eggs suck major cock. I replied
"mmmm, i dunno dude, just happens that my egg ratings are in green and mostly above a 3.5. Yeah, man My eggs do suck cock like your mom"

why are some kids here so retarded? I mean come on, do you EVER research anything and then support your shit? my asian procastination skills still beat theirs.

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Johns_Fa e

Dec 06, 2007 12:31 am -
No one cares.
It’s just some virgin trying to sound bad ass. Don’t take it personally you fool.

Dec 07, 2007 2:36 am -
why do asians get teased so much? your chinese right?are you in china right now? i heard that prisoners in china get there organs harvested while they are still alive? sorry i just had to find a nice chinese person to ask


allen_moeten_sterven

Dec 07, 2007 4:57 pm -
CAZ DER SMARTR DAN ME!


Uh, aside from that, I dunno. You definitely do a lot better than the majority of eggs I’ve seen since registering.

Dec 03, 2007 6:46 pm - blocked
mmm i got block for a day. i wonder whyy....

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DCO

ec 03, 2007 8:06 pm -
You bumped a year old thread with "lol"


Toasty

D c 04, 2007 2:18 pm -
If you’re still blocked, message me the thread, I’ll unblock you. Other people did it too, and didn’t got unbanned for no reason, don’t see why you shouldn’t.

Oct 29, 2007 9:31 pm - books
does anyone on RE have something other than porn/magazines, i don’t read books, fuck books, books are gay as their favorite books on their profile. anyone? it’s just pain retarded. there must be a few. i mean it’s not making you look badass or anything... just why not?

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Oct 29, 2007 9:45 pm -
Pretty much anything by Stephen King. Some of my favorites from him are:

Cujo
Secret Garden, Secret Window

One of my alltime favorites is "Black Sunday" By Thomas Harris, the author of "Silence of the Lambs", "Hannibal", and "Red Dragon"

Oct 29, 2007 9:48 pm -
books R gud.

I read a lot. Right now i’m reading stranger in a strange land.


The_Gimp

Oct 29, 2007 9:49 pm -
There is a book group... kinda dead tho. Maybe you could resurrect it:

http://www2.rotteneg s.com/r3/show/se/193390.ht l

I know someone with 20GB of ebooks on their computer.


UTgod27

Oct 30, 2007 1:46 pm -
my personal favorite author is Kurt Vonnegut. his books are really twisted. you read the first chapter and the last chapter or any chapter and you won’t understand any of what goes on, unless you read from the start to the end. i recomemd it

Oct 22, 2007 4:17 pm -
also, these days i have been pulling my muscles when i’ am sleeping. it’s amazingly painful and it’s been goin on for a few days. i always wake up clutching my achille’s ankle near the quads. does anyone know why

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Oct 22, 2007 4:28 pm -
Eat more potassium.


UTgod27

Oct 22, 2007 4:31 pm -
really, cause i’ve been told i need more vitamins. thanks alle


SYLAR

Oct 22, 2007 4:38 pm -
ouch...you should fix that


Mr_Black

Oct 23, 2007 1:25 am -
It’s not pulling a muscle, it’s called a cramp- common in teenagers. I used to have that problem quite bad but recently it’s stopped. If you have a serious problem, drink lucosade sport, it contains dissolved salt which helps your body to stop cramps. Lactic acid causes cramps, ionised water removes it. So Lucozade sport or salt dissolved in water will help.


UTgod27

Oct 23, 2007 7:24 pm -
thanks all, uk-swat too i’m sure i’ll do that. thanx guys

what could i do without this site...







quite a lot as a matter of fact....

Oct 18, 2007 7:08 pm - omg dream
ok, last night i have dreaming of this crazy ass dream. It was about a train bombing.
somehow i was in a train. I didn’t know what time of day it was. the sky was purple? anyways. there’s five people in the same train/part of train. there’s a preacher, a rapist, rich man, normal college student and a pregnant woman. i was there but no one notcied me. I was sitting down and the pregnant woman who had those pregnancy experience things was a suicide bomber. have anyone seen the movie where some guy stabs a pregnant chick in the stomache but it turns out that she was wearing those test things.
it was a strap on things with the enlarged stomache.
again, she had bombs in the hollow stomache part.everyone died. including me. well i woke up but i remember feeling the blast.

again have anyone slept on a tired body and your like running in your dream but for a second you move in real life as if your running, and you wake up?

maybe it’s all the LSD i;m doing

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Oct 18, 2007 7:25 pm -
I can explain this.

When you go into REM sleep (rapid eye movement), this is when you dream. Your brain secretes a chemical/hormone to temporarily paralyze your body, so you don’t act out your dream. The shock of the situation must have triggered your movement, when your chemicals were depleted/no longer effective.

If you ever wake up, and can’t move, its because you have woken up suddenly with the chemical still in your system. This is called sleep paraylsis, and is usually a symptom of a mild form of narcolepsy, like I have.

Any other dream related questions, feel free to ask me.


D0minater

Oct 18, 2007 7:28 pm -
Ugh I hate when that happens it scares the shit out of me. It’s like I’m about to get killed or something of the sort and then I wake up and jump.


suckit

Oct 19, 2007 10:34 am -
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Oct 16, 2007 7:17 pm - whore
there’s this stupid bitch in my chem class and is legit retarded she had sex with like 5 different guys which is not wrong by the way. and she doesn’t wear anything underneath her clothes. all i do in AP chem is to see her naked in any way.

does any one else do that or am I just a sex craving kid.

again this chick helen is mad hot. i want to be in her pants.

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Oct 16, 2007 7:38 pm -
Make her taste your pants monster.


Michael_Weston

ct 16, 2007 7:54 pm -
5 words

hit
it
and
quit
it


Mi hael_Weston

Oct 16, 2007 8:03 pm -
live by these words

Oct 16, 2007 8:09 pm -
Shutup whitey.


President

Oct 16, 2007 11:35 pm -
I bet you weren’t one of those 5 guys, you fucking loser.


CDi z

Oct 17, 2007 11:55 am -
Quote:
Oct 16, 2007 11:35 pm -
I bet you weren’t one of those 5 guys, you fucking loser.


Nor did he ever say he did. In fact, he was implying that he wasn’t one of them so stop being a faggot trying to act tough online.

Oct 07, 2007 4:33 pm - photoshop
does anyone know a site where people can download any version of photoshop on their computer? like not a demo but the real thing. I’m taking computer arts and i need tom finish up a dick project. thanks guys

if you find a link that would help

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