This Egg is worth reading,involves drugs,hookers,etc.
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Published: Aug 10, 2003 12:00 a.m.
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This is a little story about a weird day that I had a while ago,heres how it goes:
One day on my way back home I decided to chill out by the park benches and smoke a blunt.
After I arrived at the benches I took out my sack and rolled up a fat ass blunt.This was a great blunt,a great blunt indeed...But anyways,after I rolled that b!tch up I decided that I would take a little walk and let the blunt dry up.
I left the park and headed towards this one Elementary School where I smoke an sell drugs at.
On my way to the school I got bored and decided that I would spark up the blunt that I had rolled up earlier.I took a pit stop on someones lawn and sparked up the blunt.As I started to hit it,I felt the high hit me really quickly,like right after the 1st hit.After about the 8th hit I was pretty much stoned.This is when the stuff starts to get weird.
After I smoked about A quarter of the blunt,I remember seeing a mailman walk by me and it seemed like he was up to something so I put the blunt out and left it on the tip of my ear.I followed this mailman through about eight houses before he turned around.After I saw him,he reminded me of someone but I just couldnt figure out who...THEN IT HIT ME!
..Osama..Bin..Laden..
After I figured out that he was a terrorist planting bombs in peoples mailboxs,I had to take action!
As soon as he came out of the last yard I ran up and drop kicked his Mid-Eastern ass!While he was on the floor I saw a can of pepper spray lying next to him,so I grabbed it quickly and shoved it up his ass.After I did that I puched him in the stomach and he started to shake,then he started chanting and making weird farting noises.And then I knew what was about to happen,and everything went into slow-motion and then I threw his Taliban ass to the ground and hauled my ass down the street right in time before.....BOOM!!!!!
.....before that b!tch exploded.
So after my confruntation with little ole Osama,I headed for the school.
On my way there,I stopped by the gas station and did a nacho run.After that I saw a little nerdy kid from school that was taking pictures of dog #*@! with his digital camera,so I b!tch slapped his ass and took his camera.
I was about 5 minutes away from the school before I saw a couple of my h0es and proceede to b!tch slap them also.
After doing my pimp business I had finally arrived at the school.
Before I entered the campus a big ass bee landed on my ear and I proceeded to b!tch slap it off of my ear.As the bee flew away,I noticed that the rest of my blunt from earlier had flew off onto the floor,so I picked it up and sparked the b!tch up.
While I was smoking,I decided to head out to the school playground where I usually smoke.I saw a couple of 4th graders and asked if they wanted to do some drugs and they agreed.So as I was smoking these little kids out I thought to myself.."why the #*@! are you sparking these little midgets up,and they didnt pay you!?!"
So I proceeded to b!tch slap them,and take their lunch money.
After I smoked the blunt,I threw the roach in the bushes and headed towards the bathroom to sell some drugs.As I arrived in the bathroom I heard a strange noise coming from one of the janitors closet next to the door,so I decided to go and investigate.As I put my ear on the door I heard these very words....."Whos my Port-a-pottyguy..I am..Whos my Port-a-pottyguy..I am.."
I knew that I had to take action!
So I got out the digital camera that I jacked from that nerd,took a few steps back,kicked the door down,and took the photo without even looking.After I took the picture I jetted out of the school as quickly as possible and ran home.
When I got home I turned on my computer.
After I turned it on I began to transfer the camera files to the computer and what I saw,was the funniest,sickest,weirdest,most #*@!ed up #*@! that I had seen to this date.It was a picture of port-a-pottyguy getting #*@!ed by a little 1st grader named Billy Butt Flucker,but everyone likes to call him Butt #*@!er.
So after I saw the photo I sat down,turned on the T.V. and thought about the day.As I was changing the channels I stopped at the news channel at what seemed to look like the Elementary School that I was just at burning down.I stayed fixated on the channel and listening to what they were saying when I heard....."Investigators say that this fire was started by what appears to be a burning bush from a cigar".
And after I heard that I changed the channel and thought to myself....."D@MN,this day was the s.*.t!"
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 | Aug 07, 2007 12:27 am -
i didnt read your egg, but i gave you 5* any ways. penis face |
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