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(34 votes) Published: May 28, 2007 1:44 p.m. Viewed 196 times
Ok, now im not saying ur a perv or anything, but sometimes you might just get an urge to jack off and theres nothing u can do about, then, next thing u know, u just came all over ur gramma’s new carpet! And u think FUCK! i gotta stop jackin off! well, im here to help u
Things u’ll need
1. Get sum salt
2. Get something sticky
3. Get a porno magazine or something
The process
1.put the sticky stuff all over your right hand(or watever hand u use to jack off with) but not so much that it makes ur hand slippery
2. Put the salt on the sticky stuff
3.Get ur porno, take ur pants off, ect.
4.Pump that cock! Try to pump as fast as u can, so that ur arm cramps ur long before u cum. This will hurt because the salt will make little cuts in ur dick, then make the cuts sting, but just take the pain and dont stop.
5. Continue until ejaculation
After
Now ur arm probly hurts like hell, ur dick burns, and on top of that, theres cum everywhere. But ur not done yet
1. Don’t wash ur dick, let the cum and salt stay on there for a day, unless u seriously injured in and its bleeding like crazy, in that case, seek medical attention.
2. If u get the urge to jack off again, think of the pain and suffering ur dick went through, and if that doesnt work, repeat the whole process
Tips
To avoid comingto this, just get laid and u wont hafta do all this, but if u cant/dont want to get laid, and dont wanna jack off, then i strongly urge u to do this
I hope this helped
I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURIES THAT MAY HAPPEN TO YOUR COCK TO U WHILE UR JACKING OFF WITH SALT!
May 29, 2007 4:38 pm - ya, this was meant to be a joke egg, since there were those eggs about quitting smoking and shit, and sum1 was asking for an egg about quitting masturbating so ya, sorry, but my about wont let me delete this
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