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Published: May 29, 2007 9:02 a.m.
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Random things to do in stores

Wally World

1. When the intercom comes on fall on the ground curl up in the fetal position and start yell " not the voices again’
2. When a walmart helper comes up to you start crying and screaming why cant people leave me alone.
3. you hide in the cloth racks whispering pick me when someone comes by.
4. Walk up to a employee and tell them some weird thing like you got a code 3 on ailse ( some number) see what they do if the first one doesnt work go to another one and say something else.
5. Go to the toy section and grab some bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle saying I choose you pikachu
6. Go to the gun section grab a gun and while holding it go up to one of the employees and ask them if they know where the anti dpressants are.
7. Go to the food section find the turkey stuffing go to an employee and if your a guy trying this make sure it is a guy employee and ask him if he has ever use turkey stuffing for any thing other than stuffing a turkey but while asking him be sure to wink at him
8. go into the dressing stalls and wait in there for bout 5 minutes then scream theres no toilet paper in here. ( i did this and the guy in the stall next to me freaked)
9. when bying a box of condoms get a couple buddies to come along and make sure when u go to the register its one that there is a cashier then when she/he is ringing up the box u start talking about what u guys are going to do with them like act gay its the best like talk about leather it usually works
10. Take a wet floor sign and put it on carpet people look at that really funky
11. when your in a section with a bunch of cameras look at the camera and start like picking ur nose or something like that or doing ur make up
12. take every alarm clock and set the alarms ten minutes apart so they are constantly going off.
13. take the manicins and put different clothes on them .
14. Got to the the furniture dept. and casually lounge around until u get kicked out.
15. run everywhere in walmart humming the mission impossible theme song.
16. randomly throw things into other aisles and see if you can hit someone. ( did this once and hit an old lady so be prepared to run)
17. when you go to the checkout counter when the cashier starts to ring your stuff up say WOW MAGIC.
18. keep walking back and forth between the electric doors.
19. crawl on the gorund acting like a cat when people walk by rub on there leg and meow and maybe try your best purr. ( this one is really funy though i did get kicked)
20. any thing that says try me on it press it some many times you fingers start to hurt.


Thing to do in an Elevator


1. See if you can get a game of twister going.
2. When there is someone in the elevator with you push all the buttons. ( really funny )
3.when in the elevator bring a piece of chalk with you and you can do one of two things draw a single square and annouce to everyone else that its your personal space or draw a game of hop scotch and start playing it
4. when you start to go up start screaming i want to go down and jump up and down violentlty
5.if anyone rubs up against you in the elvator start saying bad touch bad touch repetitivly until they say sorry.
6.huddle in one corner of the elevator and start growling at everone who walks in
7.randomly start laughing for like 10 seconds then stop and stare at every one
8. when someone walks in you start screaming at someone who isnt there like an imaganary friends but while screaming say no i wont kill anymore no i wont.




all of these are fun to do me and my friends had a blast except acting like a cat i had some old guy kick me it was pretty funny though
hope these help 		 
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CaptainPiles
May 29, 2007 9:07 am -
I was there with you at the walmart pranks! great times when you got kicked!


UncleSpam
May 29, 2007 9:10 am -
Josh (CaptainPiles) was telling me bout this at school how you got kicked and the old dude was like what the fuck man. 5*s


-Blackhawk-
May 29, 2007 10:47 am -
You suck objects.


BurntFaceMan
May 29, 2007 1:06 pm -
an egg which makes me laugh gets a 5* this gets a 5=]


pyro_MaNiac-o_0
May 30, 2007 4:44 pm -
Quote:
You stole several of these pranks from older eggs.
5* cuz of this fruitcake. & cuz this is some pretty funny shit imma try wayda go man!


batosui
May 31, 2007 6:43 pm -
it all sounds funny n like i wont get arrested for it :)


gerber
Jun 01, 2007 9:29 pm -
lol nice


floydfan
Jun 03, 2007 4:42 pm -
all over the internet 0*


porschefanatic
Jul 06, 2007 11:20 am -
rofl ! oh my god that’s hilarious 5* I’ve gotta go do that.


Ronneh
Aug 25, 2007 10:28 am -
5* because i found this rather funny


SquishyPenguin
Dec 27, 2007 3:56 pm -
C/P but I don’t care. :p You brought them here. I saw them. I laughed. 5*
 
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