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3 Things About Chicks
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Published: Jun 05, 2007 11:18 p.m.
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3 Things About Chicks
1.
If a chick says nothing is wrong, "EVERYTHING IS WRONG!"
If a chick says everything is wrong, "EVERYTHING IS WRONG!"
If a chick says something is not funny, woe hoho!
YOU BETTER HOPE THAT YOU DON’T LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF!

2.
If a girl treats you like crap.....
Don’t worry, it’s not you.
She’s just being a B***h.

3.
For some reason most chicks like it when a guy is unpredictable and full of surprises.
Chicks also like it when we listen and give them the answer they like to hear but, sometimes we don’t know what to say. So I usually try to change the subject.
For Example:
Boy! Jessica you look pretty today. Is that a new outfit?

Good Luck with the Ladies. 		 
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Kerby702
Jul 23, 2007 12:38 pm -
thanx man i give it a 5*...


TehGranNanny
Aug 07, 2007 10:47 am -
this is somewhat something you post on myspace..
 
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