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(152 votes) Published: Jun 09, 2007 3:07 p.m. Viewed 594 times
This egg will inform you on how to make a delicious sammich known as the mystikal mysterious "Peanut Butter and Jelly"
Items needed!
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-Peanut Butter! (bought at your local grocery store)
-Jam! AKA Jelly! (also bought at your local gocery store. There are many different kinds. Including but not limited to - Apple, Black berry, cock, penis, vagina, cum, turkey, burrito, monkey, gorilla, Piss, Frog, Cow, Brocolli, Cheddar, White, Nail Polish, Blood, Banana, Blue, Elephant, and LAST BUT NOT LEAST Grape.
- 2 slices of Bread! Bought in hell and or your local bakery.
- and a Butter Knife.
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Step 1. First take the Bread!
Step 2. spread your Peanut Butter on one half.
Step 3. than take your Jelly/Jam and spread it on the other half.
You will than have somthing like this.
Step 4. Now put those two together and you should get this as a result.
Step 5. Now that you have finished making the sammich take a bite, chew, and swallow.
It should now look like this.
REPEAT STEP 5 UNTIL SAMMICH HAS BEEN COMPLETELY CONSUMED.
Jun 14, 2007 10:46 am - 2* could of improved by using your own pics and not hotlinking others and writing something which actualy derives from the common technique of making any sandwhich