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How to make a PBJ sammich! (DaTruFucka!!!!!!)

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(152 votes)
Published: Jun 09, 2007 3:07 p.m.
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This egg will inform you on how to make a delicious sammich known as the mystikal mysterious "Peanut Butter and Jelly"

Items needed!
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-Peanut Butter! (bought at your local grocery store)

-Jam! AKA Jelly! (also bought at your local gocery store. There are many different kinds. Including but not limited to - Apple, Black berry, cock, penis, vagina, cum, turkey, burrito, monkey, gorilla, Piss, Frog, Cow, Brocolli, Cheddar, White, Nail Polish, Blood, Banana, Blue, Elephant, and LAST BUT NOT LEAST Grape.

- 2 slices of Bread! Bought in hell and or your local bakery.

- and a Butter Knife.

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Step 1. First take the Bread!


Step 2. spread your Peanut Butter on one half.


Step 3. than take your Jelly/Jam and spread it on the other half.


You will than have somthing like this.


Step 4. Now put those two together and you should get this as a result.


Step 5. Now that you have finished making the sammich take a bite, chew, and swallow.

It should now look like this.


REPEAT STEP 5 UNTIL SAMMICH HAS BEEN COMPLETELY CONSUMED.

Thank you and enjoy.
 

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Wormshack

Jun 09, 2007 3:17 pm -
AWESOME!!!! 5*

lol. seriously you get a 5*


running_with_scissors

Ju 09, 2007 3:18 pm -
OK GR8

5 stars


XxXD3M0NIKXxX

Jun 09, 2007 3:19 pm -
lol, thats a good laugh 5* for making me laugh, but we all know how to do this, nice effort


DaTruFucka

Jun 09, 2007 3:22 pm -
Thanks gais I tryd rilly harred.


HaXeD

Jun 09, 2007 3:32 pm -
Quote:
0*?


no, 5*’s


trooper

Jun 09, 2007 3:32 pm -
GTFO

Jun 09, 2007 3:36 pm -
0*

Same as all the other worthless joke eggs on RE.


DaTruFucka

Jun 09, 2007 3:44 pm -
U guys r making me sad :(


AtlJoker

Jun 09, 2007 4:06 pm -
0*s

Die, kay?


trouble-6990

Jun 09, 2007 4:13 pm -
20 votes 0 *s... pwnt.


theSPACEdude

Jun 09, 2007 5:08 pm -
12-10+2-4-99=
-99*

i made an egg vote my profile 5


RAGEandRUSH

Jun 09, 2007 7:03 pm -
lmfao this isnt worthy of a 5 but ill give you a 4*


DANarchy

Jun 09, 2007 8:08 pm -
JUDAS PRIEST!!!


DaDevil

Jun 09, 2007 8:23 pm -
Quote:
sammich!



^^ If you cannot spell "Sandwhich" correctly, then you can get the fuck out.

U, black.... broken english speaking, transvestite fool, who cannot even make a funny joke egg.


you earned your 0* big time XD

0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0 0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0 0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0 0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0 0*0*0*0*0*0*


LilSteve

Jun 10, 2007 8:48 am -
everyone who rated this egg a 0 = fail.

5*


Wormshack

Jun 10, 2007 11:05 am -
mmmmmmmm...... vagina jelly........


Jayquin

Jun 10, 2007 3:24 pm -
5 because you said sammich


DrVanilla

Jun 10, 2007 4:47 pm -
eh...this is dumb...no effort really....0*


-oxo-

Jun 10, 2007 5:35 pm -
Give me a break, pleeeaasseee.


BigChad

Jun 10, 2007 8:47 pm -
Quote:
^^ If you cannot spell "Sandwhich" correctly, then you can get the fuck out.


Obviously your stupid ass can’t spell SANDWICH


J0hnnySick0

Jun 11, 2007 2:44 am -
im hungry now. 5* man


SamuelLJackson

Jun 12, 2007 7:08 am - 5*
5* for the lulz


Thrive

Jun 14, 2007 10:46 am -
2* could of improved by using your own pics and not hotlinking others and writing something which actualy derives from the common technique of making any sandwhich


Maniakc

Dec 24, 2007 12:43 am -
Haha, 5, just because its funny!

There really are people who don’t know how to make these... maybe...


MadMikeTheSpike-7 4

Jan 05, 2008 8:48 pm - YEAH!!!!!!!!
DaTraFucka Strikes again with an amazing egg!

5*!!!!!!!!


MadMikeTh Spike-724

Jan 05, 2008 8:50 pm - YEAH!!!!!!!!
UGH! I mean DaTruFucka! Now I’m getting like that guy who spelled sammich wrong!

 


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