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(152 votes) Published: Jun 09, 2007 6:50 p.m. Viewed 1177 times
Ok, all of you probably ran into this problem (whether you have a PC or a Laptop), where there is alot of those nasty crumbs in your keyboard, just lodged in between your keys. This tutorial will show you how to get rid of them easily and cheaply, without taking out your keys!
I. Material List
- Drinking Straw:
- Good Lungs (if you smoke, ask your partner to help you out)
- 2 minutes of your time
II. Procedures
- Take a drinking straw (any will work), and squeeze the tip at the botton, so it creates a nozzle:
O - before
[] - after
- if you have a bendable straw, bend it.
- Insert the straw in your mouth, and blow in between your keys on your keyboard.
- Crumbs will fly out and onto your desk.
- After thoroughly cleaning your keyboard, clean up the crumbs from your desk
III. Q&A
Q. Is this a joke egg? A. No, it is an idea that I thought of and wanted to share with our online community Q. Your egg sucks, I’m going to give it a 0*. A. Ok, but I bet you wouldn’t think of this brilliant idea!! Q. What do you mean by nozzle? A. Just use your index finger and your thumb, and pinch the end of the straw, so it turns from a hole into a flat elipse. Q. Should I do it if I have a medical condition? A. Please consult your doctor before attempting this.
Jun 09, 2007 7:28 pm - So, you put it in your mouth and blow..? And you swallow BEFORE you blow? Thats the worst blo- way to get crumbs out. Just turn it upside-down and shake?
Jun 10, 2007 5:39 am - i have a mental disorder that doesnt allow me to eat anywhere else besides over my keyboard so all of you people are mean!! thank god for the kind soul that told me how to easilty remove them with an eating/drinking utensil!!! 5*****!!!
Jun 10, 2007 7:10 am - Wht the fucck isst THIS!! Shut up now, who gets CRUMBS in his keybord? Here is my advice for future:
NEVER EAT SHIT ABOVE YOUR KEYBORD, now you will neveer get any crumbs anymore... Fuck damn stupid... And talking about shit... Muzzle and all that... SHUUT UUUP, this makes me so angry i could bash my Screen into pieces!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA 0* of course!
Jun 10, 2007 8:55 am - I just use my all reliable "Garlocks Squirting Thing"
It’s certainly rofl’s my waffles!
Shite egg btw
0*’s
It’ like tell me a rubbish way of how to take a dump
’stand on your head and put your fist down your ass and pull it out! remember to consult your doctor! he may disagree with shoving your hand up your arse!’
Jun 10, 2007 12:35 pm - You just told us how to blow through a straw to remove crumbs from the keyboard? Wow. This wouldn’t even work that well. Compressed air shoots out at a much higher velocity, so it actually gets a lot more of the shit out than you could on your own.
0*
Jun 10, 2007 7:15 pm - well...just because your not messy doesnt mean other people arnt...im not messy but five stars because it IS a good idea....just because it doesnt work for you doesnt mean its not a good egg
Jun 11, 2007 12:33 pm - keys Easy to understand but pointless, anyone with half a brain could come up with this if they were that desperate to remove the crumbs from their keys. Plus isnt blowing on them just movin em around? just take off the keys its not that hard...
Jun 18, 2007 2:05 am - Are you serious, i mean,in my keyboard i have all kinds of nasty stuff, only thing this egg would be good for would be, well maybe a dare.
Jun 21, 2007 7:10 am - 5 and btw the correct term is chettle. And to all the fags its not just crumbs, in my keyboard there is dust and interestingly little pieces of plastic.
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