Simple Theft, Double Discount.
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(56 votes)
Published: Jun 10, 2007 4:51 a.m.
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Hey again and thanks for reading =]
This will be my short egg, sorry for the briefness it’s just that I’m not going to be able to write a lot on this =[
And I don’t think that it is such a great idea xD
Always remember that when you have a reciept, you are an innocent buyer and provider for the company.
Anyway! Let’s get started on Small Scale Theft.
1. This is my method I know that works, you will need two people
:: Prepare? ::
+ Two people
+ A large supermarket
+ An item in mind, something small that you wont have security tags on, E.G, A couple packs of Sharpie markers.
:: Step 1 ::
+ You and your friend take way into the supermarket.
+ Find your item(s) and make sure that you don’t take more than six different items.
:: Step 2 ::
+ BOTH of you go to the till/register and buy the items.
+ Don’t put them in a bag or it might look suspicious.
:: Step 3 ::
+ Make sure that the person at the register is serving another person before you carry on.
+ Your friend walks out with the items and go somewhere off-site.
+ But YOU keep the reciept!
:: Step 4 ::
+ You walk back in from the register and go back to the place you got the items, take exactly the same as what you bought before.
+ Then another item- something cheap like a pencil for example.
:: Step 5 ::
+ This is your preference, but it might be better to go straight to the register you paid at before. With the same person there.
+ Put your cheap item at the buying end and walk to the other side of the register where you bag your items.
:: Step 6 ::
+ Hold up the items you had before and hold the reciept up, just say something like- "Is that alright, if I just?..."
+ They will most likely just agree with you straight away if you are at the same register, but more cautious cassiers will maybe check the reciept.
+ What can they do exactly? You have the reciept for the markers you "bought". ;]
:: Step 7 ::
+ Walk out with your items.
+ Even though you have to pay for the items, it’s a good way to get twice as much, esp. if you are going to buy a lot of stuff in the first place.
+ 20 candy bars = buy 1 get 1 free :D
2. I discovered this one when exchanging items :|
:: Prepare? ::
+ Same type of supermarket
+ Only one person this time
+ The reciept for an expensive item you bought earlier, with cash, preferably
:: Step 1 ::
+ Go into shop with your reciept but not the item.
:: Step 2 ::
+ Go and get the same item you bought before, but it can’t have security tags, it can, but I wouldn’t risk it.
:: Step 3 ::
+ Go to the checkout/customer help desk... Wherever you exchange items in the place you’re at.
+ Ask them, (remember to be smiley, happy and don’t avoid eye contact. Talk at normal volume and don’t mumble) "Is it ok if I just exchange this item I bought earlier for something else I would like to buy?"
+ He will ask simple questions back, e.g. "Was it bought with debit/credit card?", "Is the item you would like to exchange for cheaper/more expensive than the item you bought?"
:: Step 4 ::
+ This part is easy, just hand him the item you "bought ;)" and the reciept.
+ Just leave and say you will return with the item you would like to purchase.
:: Step 5 ::
+ Go and get an item cheaper or a bunch of items cheaper. Whatever, you get the idea. OR! If you would like to take advantage of the discount, get something more expensive with tags like a DVD player and you wont have to pay as much.
:: Step 6 ::
+ Return to the counter with what you got and he should scan it and recredit you with the money you needed for the returned item.
+ OR! If you jusy want to cut to the chase, just ask to return it and get the money Lmao
*All Tested*
Thanks very much for reading.
Rate fairly,
Good luck,
Have fun.
Jim x |
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 | Jun 10, 2007 5:29 am -
besides having a gay name, paininvmuthafuckinass is so cool, he doesn’t mess around with reciepts and other stuff like normal people. he just sticks his knife up to them and says, "yo n****! gimme dat shit or il slit your throat!" (see Reality part 1 2 3 4)
4* |
 | Jun 10, 2007 5:33 am -
Lmao, ty =]
and i guessed that id get people that dont mess around :[
thanks, jim. |
 | Jun 10, 2007 6:03 am -
2* for the effort. |
| Jun 10, 2007 6:38 am -
pls say why you vote down :S
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nazi.. yea, good reason for voting it down.. fagboy |
 | Jun 10, 2007 8:26 am -
I like the first one...
The second one is old, but described pretty well....
5* |
 | Jun 10, 2007 9:09 am -
Did you get this from Something For The Weekend? It was on last time anyways ill rate 4* because it explains it easily |
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