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first off just say i’m sick!
if that don’t work then take you tempature, but put the thermometer in hot water, that way when you show the person they think you have a fever.
if that dont work tell them to feel your head, but first put a hot towel on your forehead then they will think your burning up.
and last but not least, put an opened up can of alphabet soup in the toliet and stand by it and say, i just puked!
then u have the whole #*@!l!!!!!!!!!!!!!!