how to make a time machine!
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(60 votes)
Published: Apr 13, 2003 12:00 a.m.
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first, you need a cardboard box, gav porn, and markers. you take the cardboard box(it has to be a big one) and you open up one side and tape the other. you go inside, and draw all kinds of squiggles on the inside. next, you stare at gav porn, and if youre like me, itl give you an erection. you jack off, and smear your magical goo all over the time machine. this is very important, as it is magical, and sticky. then you go inside, think of your wife(or husband if youre like me) naked, and then you transport to them when they are 87! isnt that great! an old man for me to analy rape! boy am i happy! or if your not gav, you think about your beutiful wife, and you will be transported to them when they are in thier hottest years, and they will be sitting on thier bed ready to recieve you, but its not a man, so who cares? us gavs only like men.
If morons were airplanes, id be a jumbo jet |
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 | Jul 28, 2005 9:01 pm -
omfg how’d this egg get thru?!?!?! |
 | Nov 17, 2005 7:46 pm -
dude u have sum serious problems |
 | Jun 07, 2006 11:19 pm -
he is a RI-TAR-DED HO-MO!
(and what moron put this through?) |
 | Jun 26, 2006 2:29 am -
lol ok how the fuck did this make it in |
 | Sep 09, 2006 4:32 pm -
You know what,im gonna go back in time and kill you b4 u make this egg.
But if i kill you,then i never would be able to learn to go back in time and thus i would never be able to kill u.
So..im gonna go back in time and kill you b4 u make this egg.
But if i kill you,then i never would be able to learn to go back in time and thus i would never be able to kill u.
So..im gonna go back in time and kill you b4 u make this egg.
But if i kill you,then i never would be able to learn to go back in time and thus i would never be able to kill u.
So..im gonna go back in time and kill you b4 u make this egg.
But if i kill you,then i never would be able to learn to go back in time and thus i would never be able to kill u.
So.. |
 | Oct 06, 2006 3:05 pm -
screw you im only givng you zero |
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