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(107 votes) Published: Jun 15, 2007 2:09 p.m. In 6 Favorites Lists Viewed 807 times
[b]Ok, the title doesn’t mean anything, it’s just that I’m going to list some really simple things to get you going as a pyro. I’m not saying I’m a experienced pyro or anything- I’m actually not, I would consider myself an amateur- but I have some useful ideas for wannabes. I’m only 13 so it’s hard for me to get complicated materials for pyro’ing, so most of the thing I list will be very simple and easy to get, and very well known. Also, Chickgriddles, bring on the low rating, I can take it.
First I’ll list some flammable substances that don’t need work to use...
Deodorant- Gotta be the most popular thing out there. Get sprayable deoderant and spray it over a lit lighter or matches to make a flamethrower. A really good kind to use is Riteguard Extreme Spray or something like that.
Whiteout- Nice and easy, and it burns like crazy. Pour this on something you want to burn and make a trail away from it, then light the trail and watch it go up in flames. This is easy to pour since it’s really thick.
Cologne- Get some Cologne, any kind, and just spray it on something and light it. Sort of like Deodorant but a bit better in my opinion.
This is all mostly common sense so I’ll move on to something else.
Now I’ll tell you about some fun bombs/firecrackers/explosives that you can make.
Matchbox Bomb- Get any matchbox that’s full with matches. It can be safety matches or strike anywhere, but I’ve only done it with safety ones. Now cut off the striking pad from one long side of the box. Cut the length down until it fits inside the box at the short end. Now put it in the short end where all the match heads are facing. Now get some duct/electrical tape and tape up the whole box until it’s airtight. Throw it as hard as you can against a hard surface and it will make either a small explosion or a large shower of sparks.
Lighter Bomb- Also known as a "Flint Bomb". Get a regular lighter and take off the little wheel type thing on the top. Watch out though, the flint is loaded wit a spring and it will fly out of the lighter. Now stretch out the spring, and wrap it ’round the flint. Now just heat up the flint ’till it’s red and throw it as a hard surface, and it’ll explode in sparks. This is pretty fun to do.
Thermite- Yeah I made another egg on it. Don’t mention it I know it’s amazing. What you do is mix aluminum powder with iron oxide (Rust) in a visible 50-50 mix. Then get magnesium ribbon or a sparkler as a fuse and light it an run like hell as far as you can go. It burns through anything you can think of.
BULLFUCKINGSHIT. Thermite DOES NOT burn though anything and everything. Try to thermite through a fucking brick? Wont work. You are a nub. Do not post anymore eggs. You do not know SHIT. My little sister who calls a rocket a "firecracker" knows more than you.
Jun 15, 2007 2:58 pm - ^^he’s 13 years old, His egg is called guide to wannabe pyros, most of the eggs are superold and probaly on the AV, what did you expect.
Jun 15, 2007 3:04 pm - Phillydude, why would someone want to burn through a fucking brick? Lemme restate that then. It can burn through most metals that you will deal with in your lifetime.
Jun 15, 2007 3:05 pm - Phillydude, why would someone want to burn through a fucking brick? Lemme restate that then. It can burn through most metals that you will deal with in your lifetime.
Jun 15, 2007 3:20 pm - Yeah, I know it doesn’t burn through brick. I was not talking literally when I said it could burn through anything. That would make it some terrorist formula.
Jun 15, 2007 6:32 pm - yeah. You did piss me off. You dont have to listen to me, i never said that. I said you are an idiot, and i can prove that you are.
you used the word "bomb" in this egg, and think thermite can burn though metals. It cant even burn through LEAD!
Proof you are an idiot
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Whiteout- Nice and easy, and it burns like crazy. Pour this on something you want to burn and make a trail away from it, then light the trail and watch it go up in flames. This is easy to pour since it’s really thick.
You’re pouring WHITE OUT on things to burn it? What a fucking nub. I cant explain the idiocy in that. Its just, so nubish.
Jun 15, 2007 7:41 pm - Stop the rudeness Its really rude what yall are doing. He is only 13, and he put alot of effort in. Maybe their are other teenagers, who can’t get all of your fancy explosive stuff. 4* as this was not that bad, and he put effort in.
Jun 15, 2007 9:09 pm - ok any of you see brainiac if you watch it then you know that it burns at something like 2500 celceus so philly dude is apperantly wrong
Jun 15, 2007 9:43 pm - ok any of you see brainiac if you watch it then you know that it burns at something like 2500 celceus so philly dude is apperantly wrong
Jun 16, 2007 2:16 am - seeing as everyone is slating i will go easy on you 5*
Jun 16, 2007 8:27 am -
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ok any of you see brainiac if you watch it then you know that it burns at something like 2500 celceus so philly dude is apperantly wrong
Brainiac lies ALL the time, for entertainment purposes. Remember the thermite and the car thing? Yeah, gasloine doesnt explode like that. It would NEVER in a million years go off like that, with out some sorta of high explosive.
Just because it burns 2500C doesnt mean it can burn through a brick. I have done it several times, and nothing. The molten iron cools very quickly to a temperature that isnt hot enought o burn through shit.
Also, being 13 is NO fucking excuse. Just dont do pyro, besides, this is called being a fucking tard. Burning white out! ZOMG! Musta took him YEARS to figure out "hmm, white out burns! i shall make an egg!".
Havn’t you heard of rubbing alcohol? It is available at a drug store, on any street corner, for $1 for 16 ounces. OH wait, your 13, you cant go there, you shoiuld make excuses up.
Also, throwing red hot flint isnt a "bomb". Its more of a fountain.
I really hope your name isnt "jesse". That’s my name, and I dont want to ahve ANY thing in common with a fucking 13 year old that thinks thermite cna burn through shit.
Jun 16, 2007 10:33 am - Philly, my middle name is Jesse, so I’m glad I don’t have anything in common with you. You’re some geek who has no friends and decides to make up for it by building a reputation on a "Prankster" site. All you others who are followin’ Phillydude’s example should stop now, because he is no kind of role model for all of you.
Jun 16, 2007 4:33 pm -
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Philly, my middle name is Jesse, so I’m glad I don’t have anything in common with you. You’re some geek who has no friends and decides to make up for it by building a reputation on a "Prankster" site. All you others who are followin’ Phillydude’s example should stop now, because he is no kind of role model for all of you.
Why do people always say "you have no friends" and shit? I think YOUR insecure about having no friends.
For example, them guys that drive big ass F250’s or H2’s, it usally means they ahvea small dick. They want you to think that they’re big and strong, by showing you they have a big truck. You’re trying to show us that you have friends, by insulting me with "you have no friends". IT just means your insecure about having no friends.
That was a bit complicated, and confusing, but it is the truth.
Jun 17, 2007 11:19 am - There is a difference between pyros, and pyrotechnics
a pyro is a idiot who will try to show you what he can do with a lighter and a can of WD-40.
pyrotechnics is an art that requires skill and intelligents.
you are a pyro.
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Philly, my middle name is Jesse, so I’m glad I don’t have anything in common with you. You’re some geek who has no friends and decides to make up for it by building a reputation on a "Prankster" site. All you others who are followin’ Phillydude’s example should stop now, because he is no kind of role model for all of you.
no, he is a good role modle.he’s one of the only knowledgable people on this site.
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ok any of you see brainiac if you watch it then you know that it burns at something like 2500 celceus so philly dude is apperantly wrong
they lie all the time.they once dropped a piece of sodium or something in a bathtub and it blew the hell out of it.there was an explosive charge in it.they even admitted to it.
Jun 21, 2007 2:05 pm - Yeah Yeah alright then, I was expecting some shitty comments ’cause I never finished my egg, but really, don’t get so excited. Whatever, you gus can follow Philly’s example but I’ll let you know I’m not. And yeah Philly, sure, I have no friends. Think whatever you want. And to the dude who said I’m an idiot who likes to burn shit with a lighter an whatever else, you’re right. I can’t get my hands on anythin’ professional.
ct 11, 2007 6:42 pm - if you didn’t finnish the egg, what were you going to say next, BURN YOUR PUBIC HAIR AND IT SMELLS BAD, phh, were all lucky you didn’t finnish your egg.
"Think whatever you want. And to the dude who said I’m an idiot who likes to burn shit with a lighter an whatever else, you’re right. I can’t get my hands on anythin’ professional."
you can’t get ur hands on anything professional so u substitute in some white out and a can of deoderant? what happened to the rest of this "unfinnished egg", were you too busy getting ur monthly hook-up of white-out?
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