The Ultimate, Flawless School Prank
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(60 votes)
Published: May 24, 2003 12:00 a.m.
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Alright this may not be completly flawless, because your school may not have the same layout as mine, but use it to create you own school prank. Im going to do sort of a timeline, to show when shxt happened. Its not exact but its close...
8:00- School begins. Hell for school begins
8:30- I steal one of those preppy cheerleaders cell phone and call up 3 different pizza places. I tell them in honor of the last day of school, the school is giving the students pizza. I order 40 pizzas from all the places, telling them to be at the school at 12:15
8:35- I call up 5 seperate towing companies. I give each of them 5 different teacher owned cars to tow. I make sure to tell them to come at 12:30, and no earlier, because i am going to give the owners of the cars till that time to move their automobiles. Besides, at 12:30, the teachers will still be getting the pizza thing sorted out.
10:30- My 20 minute break. I waste no time. I pay some stupid kid 5 bucks to pull down the alarm. I make sure that i am wearing some different cloths, and somthing over my face so he dosent recognize me. He gets covered in the blue identification paint. Aproxomitly 7 minutes later, the fire department arrives. There is more trouble for the school.
11:45- During my 5th period class, i go to the restroom. I call up 10 different limo services, and tell them to send 2 limos apiece to the school, to pick up all the teachers. When they ask why, i tell them that the teachers cars were towed, and that they need a ride to the towing place. Reluctently, they accecpt, agreeing to send limos at exactly 12:50
12:15- Hell begins. The pizzas arrive. While most of the staff is in the cafateria sorting shxt out, their cars are towed. At my school, the cafateria is the farthers away from the faculty parking lot, the perfect layout. When the teachers find their cars gone after the pizza problem is fixed, 20 elegent stretch Licoln Navigators arive, telling them that they were called to take the teachers to their cars.
1:00- I really do not know why the hell my school did this, but they let our school out early, because of all the confusion, and because all the teachers refused to teach until their cars were returned. Oh well, sucks ass for them. |
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 | Feb 16, 2005 12:08 pm -
thats pretty fuckin good |
 | Jun 18, 2005 5:47 pm -
haha nice one dude! |
 | Jul 17, 2005 9:44 am -
thats so original and probably took alot of thought. definitly a 5*s man |
 | Sep 07, 2005 4:43 am -
That would be so funny. I’m contimplating doing something like this but not to such an extant. |
 | Dec 22, 2005 2:19 am -
who pays for the pizzas an limos? |
 | Feb 07, 2006 1:21 pm -
pure perfection i love it |
 | Feb 18, 2006 10:36 am -
i bet u didnt do this |
 | Feb 19, 2008 4:13 pm -
he probably didnt pay for them it makes everything that much more stressful because then the school has to pay for it unless they completely refuse and get a whole bunch of people mad and make everything worse |
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