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(77 votes) Published: Jun 17, 2007 9:07 p.m. Viewed 310 times
THE BLIZZARD
Well, to start off, if you are slightly retarded and have a short attention span, like myself, you are looking for something interesting to do. This is usually done with others, however it can be done by yourself if you are just that lame.
FIRST-- You need to be prepared. Have a white powder somewhere in the area so you may be ready for action. This may be powdered sugar, baby powder, cocaine, white heroin, ground up animal bone, Cerium Oxide, borax, just whatever you can spare to "waste".
---this is a white powder, I’m not going to say which powder it is because they are all the same.---
MMMMKAY-- Wait until one of your "friends", or the victim, is asleep or as there eyes closed, you get the point. This is going to have to be timed pretty well. Hopefully while the victim is asleep you will feel a MASSIVE fart about to go down. With white powder in hand, pull down your pants and pour some of this powder on your ass crack.
AAHA!!--- With the powder on your crack, stick your ass right in front of the victims face(nostrils/mouth), and fart. Hopefully if you did it right it will omit a raunchy smell and the looming "fart cloud o’ death".
ALAS!! YOU HAVE DONE IT! Everyone that has been fortunate enough to witness this spectacular event has shit themselves from laughing. The victim has just been farted on + has the "fart cloud" all over their face.
I do not have a picture of this magical event but I am hoping you understand what has happened. It might look something like the above^^^ art.
Jun 17, 2007 9:15 pm - You know, if I was a dumb ass, juvenile, and retarted 5 year old, I might find this egg worth something. But I’m not, so 0*s for you.
Jun 17, 2007 9:16 pm - Actually, nevermind, you get a 2 for effort. And I must admit, this would be much funnier if I actually saw it than it does on "e-paper".
Jun 17, 2007 9:16 pm - Actually, nevermind, you get a 2 for effort. And I must admit, this would be much funnier if I actually saw it than it does on "e-paper".
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