a good oldfashion hike with moytes
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(107 votes)
Published: Apr 18, 2003 12:00 a.m.
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kay ok mewr.
if you want to go hike with moytes heres the best ways
dont take maps, only ametuer need maps, were pros, so my moytes and me dont need. take torch and some smorches to eat. equips to make fire and tentos. and beer0s.
go and camping and have lots of beers, but dont have too many yorself otherwise you wil falling sleep. now when the moytes are drunekn foolios the funners fegin!!!
tie up one moyte and put all the blood from the steak and stuff on him, if not enough cut him up and chuck him far from the campsite so the bear eats him , maybe the bigfoot eats him. whack one moyte with a torch to knock him unconious , then shove the torch up his analfest!!! and then turn it on!!! then tape it in place or put epixy resin so it is stuck!!! he will be foolish to chase you iwth a torch in his analfest!!
bring video cams, to flim or fillum the whole endevours. really fsck your moytes up so they risk dyeath. if they sleep with mouth open pour yeast in their mouth and eyes and nose. it will eat through the cavitys and expand their head (like bread) and make their head explode!!!
offer to cook and then undercook all the food except yours so tey get food poisn, make sure its a food that neds good cooking eg pork,chekne.
if someone sees you burn their eys out with electrical cords. they will only see code so they cant identify you unless your a machine world inhab. |
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 | Nov 30, 2004 8:36 pm -
HA good times. |
 | Dec 04, 2004 1:32 am -
HA good FOOKING ONION |
 | Jan 14, 2005 6:25 pm -
what the hell is a moytes and funners and analsfest? |
 | Apr 25, 2005 9:53 pm -
yeah, seriously. speak in english. |
 | Jan 24, 2006 1:24 am -
dont talk to eggcellent that way, haha that was funny as man 5* |
| Mar 09, 2006 8:27 pm -
He can type really well |
 | Sep 22, 2006 7:59 am -
America bitch no satrs |
| Sep 22, 2006 7:59 am -
America bitch no stars |
| Sep 22, 2006 8:00 am -
you made me spell like shit just be ready this stupid egg |
| Sep 22, 2006 8:01 am -
I made fun of you again by spelling reading wrong Im so going to hell |
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