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(93 votes) Published: Jun 21, 2007 10:43 a.m. Viewed 697 times
In today’s society, women are allowed to vote and think for themselves. This is not good, so today I will tell you how to make them obey your every command.
Lesson 1: Money
Women love to spend money. This can sometimes bring you unnecessary stress and financial woe. To stop this, buy her one very cheap gift that appears to be very expensive for christmas. When she asks you for money to go shopping (other than for groceries), ask her to give back the christmas gift so you can sell it to buy the new thing. She will instantly STFU and make pancakes.
Lesson 2: Cooking
Women were made to prepare food, that’s why they have tits. If your woman refuses to cook for you, order chinese everyday. When they deliver it, lightly sprinkle the contents with rat feces and spit on it. This is a sure way to get her off her fat ass.
Lesson 3: Sex
As men, we love putting our penises in mysterious places. This is why we love the vagina so much. IF she refuses to "put out", put her arms to her sides, sit on her chest, and punch her in the forehead while your cock is in her mouth until A) she passes out, or B) you cum. After this experience, she’s sure to lay on her back whenever you want.
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