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(105 votes) Published: Jun 22, 2007 7:51 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 670 times
Last Sunday Night: (9:00 PM) A douchebag named ~John Doe~ (fake name) drives around in his Dad’s truck looking for girls. He always drives around in circles around town and searches for freshmen girls to hit on. Whenever he sees somebody he knows, he turns up the music (shitty rap) and tries to look cool. He turns his hat backwards and flies past people. I was driving down the street and i saw him approaching ahead on the opposite side of the road in his truck. Whenever he has freshmen girls in his Dad’s Truck he always tries to show off. He swerves his car into my lane and tries to play chicken. I continued on as if nothing was wrong, he swerved back into his lane and hopped the curb and ran over a mailbox.
(9:30 PM) I was pulling my car into the parkinglot to the beach and his truck was blocking the entrance. I stopped my car 200 feet down the street and revved the engine. HE still didnt move. I then proceeded to burnout and blast faster and faster towards his truck. He finally pulled his truck fowards and turned it around facing me. I slowed down and pulled up next to him. I motioned to him to roll down his window and he did. I then told him to shut off his music and he did. He stuck his head out the window to talk to me and i took out my fog horn and blasted it right in his face for a good 5 seconds.
(9:32 PM) I blasted my car out of the parkinglot and he tried following me but he got stuck behind a police officer in traffic.
(Somewhere between 9:32 and 9:45) I came up with a great idea. I drove to autozone and purchased some temporary car paint art. It looks like this...
It costs about $6-$9 a can at autozone and its called Car Art Temporary Spray Paint by Duplicolor. It sprays on really fine and it looks like spray paint. Water alone will not wash it off. You must use a wax-free car wash soap or use a pressure washer to remove it.
(10:00 PM) I returned back to the beach parkinglot but this time i parked my car down the street and i walked to the parkinglot completely dressed in black. John Doe left his truck parked in the corner of the parkinglot away from cops and away from people. He was down on the beach smoking a cigar trying to look mature. I then walked over to his truck and sprayed giant penises all over the truck. The truck is a black truck and i sprayed them on yellow so they would show up. I drew penises, i wrote FUCK ME, I SUCK, I LOVE DICK and IM GAY all over his truck in big letters. I then walked out and disposed of the cans in a dumpster 3 blocks away and moved my car even further away. I walked back and hid in a bush.
(10:30) i saw him come up to the parkinglot to look at his truck and he was furious. He was screaming and crying and very very very angry. He inspected the paint and confirmed that it was real permanant spray paint.
TUESDAY (sometime in the morning)
His Dad’s Truck was brought to MAACO to have a cheap $700 overspray done. They spray painted the entire truck White instead of black and had the Title updated for a white truck. I think the truck was painted white so it would match the rest of their company trucks.
WEDNESDAY (time unknown)
The paint on the truck was still a bit soft and John Doe decided to wash his dad’s truck. The paint began to flake and peel in the spots where the temporary paint was. The temporary paint was releasing and lifting off and taking the overspray paint with it. IT was coming off more and more as the water seeped into the oxidation bubbles and peeled up in the sun. The spots where the temporary car art paint was began to peel up but the rest of the car’s paint was still in tact and strong. Now he has a White truck with black penises and writing all over it in real completely permanant paint.
Jun 22, 2007 7:58 pm - initially i just thought it would be funny to watch him look at all the writing and think that its permanant. But apparently he brought it to maaco and they sprayed right over it all. His Uncle owns a Maaco Paintshop but it was pretty damn funny.
Jun 23, 2007 10:21 am - no you dont always get caught in all black.... i was walkin down the street in all black with me airsoft pistol in hand and a cop saw me and diddnt do shit... but get pics of his truck if u can... then we know u aint kiddin
Jun 23, 2007 12:49 pm - ur a dick. how would u like it if someone did that to your car? but it is kinda funny how the new paint came off where the temporary paint was.
Jun 23, 2007 5:00 pm - I dont wear black everywhere i go. I just figured that if i did it, i shouldnt be dressed up like a clown and run around screaming while i do it. Sure people think that people who wear black just draw even more attention to themselves but i wasnt doing it for any retarded nerdy, geek, goth magical way. Some people are just pissed because they dont have the balls to do something like this.
Jun 23, 2007 5:20 pm - you should have taken pictures -2 * (pictures, especially on someone ruining someone elses car, make it the best egg)
I don’t believe you -1 *
So far I should give you 2* but I just gave you 0*, mostly cause I think your gay.
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