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(20 votes) Published: Jun 10, 2003 12:00 a.m. Viewed 395 times
Miscellaneous Pranks
When you see several folks relaxing in a hot tub, throw ice cubes into the tub. Theyll wonder whos throwing stuff at them, but the cubes melt almost instantly leaving no evidence or clues as to who is doing it.
Release large numbers of pigeons into a gymnasium or lecture hall. Young pigs in the hallway are good too. Even better if they (pigeons or pigs) have been fed laxatives.
Place a tack inside their shoe
In the winter, place extremely large snowballs in front of the doors.
Release a chicken or similair noisy, relatively light animal between a dropped ceiling (the ones with the tiles) and the actual ceiling. They are tough enough to catch on normal ground....
During the part of a wedding when the minister/priest/etc asks "speak up now or forever hold your peace," send a small child running up the isle yelling "Daddy, daddy."
Light a paper bag full of #*@! on fire and place it on the victims doorstep and ring the door bell and run.
Superglue several quarters to a flat surface such as a bench or floor and watch people try to remove them.
Get some cones or barrels and divert traffic from a nearby street through campus or your workplace.
Advertise your principals or bosss job in the local paper.
Put Flour on top of the blades of ceiling fans.
Separate the seat of your targets office chair from its post. Fill the post with frozen raw shrimp and put the chair back together. Wait about a week. Feel free to go home during this time.
Throw those fake foam rocks which are availlable at novelty stores at someone. Works best when around real rocks such as in a geology class or outdoors.
Be obnoxious as possible while loudly speaking another language (german, french, or whatever). When you hear someone mutter something like, "I wish they would shut up," respond appropriately in perfect english.
Start quasi-political parties in school for the sole purpose of being obnoxious, meaning you dont really have anything meaningful to say. Make emblems and post them on everything in sight, march around spewing meaningless propaganda.
Every time you go to your marks house, put a couple plastic forks, spoons, whatever in the silver ware drawer. Pretty soon they will empty it out and begin to think they are nuts.
Hire a stripper to appear in a high traffic area, such as a cafeteria during peak hours.
Fill several vending machines in a high traffic area with condoms and beer cans.
Take some soup or stew in a plastic bag. Pretend to toss your cookies, depositing the substance on the floor or table. Have a buddy look over and say, "Hey that looks good," and eat a piece of meat or veggie. May result in others nearby loosing their lunch as well.
Put every single chair from a large building in one room. The smaller the room the better. Also good near the entrance to a building.
Fill someones umbrella with confetti, wait until a rainy day and enjoy.
Leave insect egg cases/clusters in innacessable areas.
Hand the principal/headmaster some small item when getting your diploma. Marbles, balloons, condoms, coins etc. Works best if everyone does it.
Tape at least four pieces of 81/2 x 11" paper end to end so you wind up with a 44-inch-long piece of pranking gold. Include on the sheets an endearing message, like "Yer a loser," or maybe photocopies of your butt. Dial the fax number of the victim. Feed the paper into your fax machine, taping the edge of the first piece (as it comes out) to the edge of the last, creating a continuous loop. Leave. Come back tomorrow.
Buy a voice changer at Toys R Us and answer the phone in strange voices.
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