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wut u need:
a dead cow
a landmine
a cannibal
a toob of a$$whole rags
toast and jelly
wut u do:
go in to the stiffy forest, and dig a huge hole about 2 inches deep and in a 2 foot circle. okay now take the cannibal and kill it and throw him up in a tree and laugh at him. hang the a$$whole rags on your fishing line make sure it is 209,786 pound test. make sure they are spaced aproximately 3 inches apart. now take the dead cow and put it on the other side of the land mine. Now wait. this is the part where you use the toast and jelly. Take it out of its storage facility and eat it. Now the sasquatch will smell the dead cow and run at it. He will have his arms out and be panting like a dog. running running bang. He will probably lose his legs and be screeching. take the cannibal down from the tree and shove it down his throat he will be dead in a few hours. go back and bring him into town. and on a sunday go to your church an hour before services. prop it up in a confession box. watch the reaction on peoples faces!!
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