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Published: Dec 02, 2003 12:00 a.m.
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Ok, you’re probably thinking this is going to be another dumb ass Po egg. KA-CHING! You’re right. Anyway, getting right back into the subject matter...
To make a fool out of anybody you feel needs to be taken care of requires a lot of will power. Upper body strength also helps. Heres what you have to do:
1. Find the victim/primate.
2. If you find that he/she/it isn’t wearing long pants, buy them an ice cream, but if they are, let them buy their own.
3. This is an important step in what I like to call the "foolerizing process": you have to catch 4 or more midgets. I’ll explain later.
4. Get some toilet paper, two poles, which have been sharpened at one end, no less than 2 feet long.
5. Go to a fairly big field or sports oval (remembering to bring the midgets and suplies).
6. Stick the two poles in the ground about 5 feet apart and tie a single piece of toilet paper around each pole to create a finish line for the race which will comence in less than 30 minutes.
7. Set the midgets at a starting point about 200 metres away from the finish line.
8. Timing is crucial at this point. Depending on how far the midgets have to run and how far away the nearest police officer is, call the emergency number and ask for police (say theres a drug dealer harassing your child), long enough before the race starts that they will arrive just as the midgets are half way through their 200 metres.
9. Pull the trigger and start the race.
10. Right after you pull the trigger of the starting gun, let your victim/primate hold the gun and RUN FOR DEAR LIFE!
11. As you’re running along the road, you will confront the police officer on his journey to the drug lord, and tell him theres an illegal midget race and midget poaching arena down the road about 800 metres down the road with a drug lord as the main hunter. The cop will obviosly think the caller before thought the midget was a child and the drug lord doubles as a midget poacher. While in the process, you have made your victim/primate look like a drug dealing, child molesting, midget poacher. He/she/it’ll probably spend the next few years in the clink. I hope my information will help you to foolerize someone in your life.
Thank you for reading and good evening! |
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 | Jan 05, 2008 5:00 pm -
I will post here a year from now. |
 | Jan 05, 2008 8:54 pm -
This might be better than the cat-toilet egg. |
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