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The Magical Goldfish Submarine

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Published: Jun 23, 2003 12:00 a.m.
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There was a magical goldfish submarine that I saw one day. He was so magical that he swam in the fish tank. I yelled at him because he told me to feed him. I so very very much regret the big mistake of yelling at him now. Infact that reminds me of an old but good memory. There are a lot of good memories in this old house. One of them was when I turned on the television at night and the volume was turned up a little too loud! I laughed for hours on end because it was so funny! I was the only person home at the time. It is one of my greatest memories.
But back to the MGS. I’m sure you don’t want to hear any more of my rambling on about all the good times I’ve had!
I apologised to the Magical Goldfish Submarine and he said that it was ok because sometimes he gets cranky too. And with that he swam to the back of the fish tank and fell asleep.
When he awoke, almost a full minute later, he had forgotten all about how to talk and being a magical submarine. That made me sad so I asked mummy and daddy why. They told me that it was because goldfish only have three second memories. I flushed the goldfish down the toilet because he wouldn’t remember dying and it would releave the world of his utter stupidity and short memory.

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