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Shoplifting

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(68 votes)
Published: Jul 05, 2007 1:20 a.m.
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Hey Guys

I’ve stole so many things around the last couple of months

I’ve stole footballs, tuna rolls, rings, and most of it a very simple way!

Asda (Wal-mart) is probably the easiest as it is the biggest and popular shop.
    Just go in there, grab what you want, (this is where having a long fringe helps) pretend to stretch and look up for cams.


    Walk around pretending to look for certain things


    Dont be afraid to walk up to a staff member and ask how much something is, dont quiver when they walk past you, if you be suspicious you will get caught.


    Staff can be bad, but dont think of them as such a danger
.

    If you get caught inside the shop stashing something, you have a right not to be searched. Say "What! Im just getting my money out" Then get your purse/wallet.


    One day i went into a small newsagents and put some cartons in my pockets, then lots of ***** started to stare at me. I know i would get battered if i walked out the shop, so what i did was get my wallet out and ask how much it is and then got out of that hell hole!


    NEVER ever walk into a shop without money


    If the police come your pretty fucked, you have 2 choices, run like fuck, or claim it was accidental. I would pick the first one :]


    And if you see any staff walking down the isles say to your mate "You got a quid i can lend"


    Just dont worry, if you know the blindspots in a shop then you have basically got it already.


    Trust me, it isn’t that hard, i can understand your concern as a beginner.. good luck thieves!!


:D:D SMILE

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AtlJoker

Jul 05, 2007 1:33 am -
Shoplifting and stealing eggs are against the rules.

And we don’t need anymore eggs on this. We’ve seen enough shoplifting eggs. Just search the egg directory and you’ll see what I’m talking about.


Tooth_Pick

Jul 05, 2007 1:33 am -
Why is it cool to steal things? People like you grow up to be people on welfare. get a fucking job.


ElectricNapalm-3756

Ju 05, 2007 2:07 am -
2* for efort. I took eye liner and a belt buckle from a market today. easy as fuck. Could take more but cbf


Dodge

Jul 05, 2007 5:17 am -
^WillOwns... Why...would you...steal eye... NVM. I don’t wanna know.

About the egg, what ATL said.


-Blackhawk-

Jul 05, 2007 8:35 am -
There has been too many shoplifting eggs over the summer.


Jimmehboi

Jul 05, 2007 9:25 am -
ahaha like mine :P i got owned when i spent ages into it :’(


slobonmycat

J l 05, 2007 10:00 am -
I’m not going to vote. There’s tons of fucking shoplifting eggs and this ones no different.


Garlock

Jul 05, 2007 10:05 am -
Quote:
I’ve stole so many things around the last couple of months

Stolen


DANarchy

Jul 05, 2007 11:43 am -
thank god for garlock 0*


GrandMastaThief

Jul 05, 2007 3:36 pm -
its summer...we needs some pickpocketing


RAGEandRUSH

J l 05, 2007 5:11 pm -
slim ov derby’s is better but ill be forced to give you 0* cuz i hate any1 who steals


GlennDanzig

Jul 05, 2007 5:27 pm -
Quote:
^WillOwns... Why...would you...steal eye... NVM. I don’t wanna know.

About the egg, what ATL said.
haha dodge i was thinknig that too! fuckin emo queer...dode ur my hero btw..

oh yeah, this egg sucks nuts

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