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My Pirate Adventure: The Return

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(106 votes)
Published: Jul 07, 2007 9:35 a.m.
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So some of you may remember my old egg "My Pirate Adventure" where i infiltrate a near by camp. Well, I did it again, with videos.

Here’s a above view of the camp



I’m not going to tell you where it is, as I’m scared as shit, with good reason, and I’ve debated on even posting this.

Start

So we set off, around 11am as i noticed the previous day that the inhabitants of the camp where gone



-That’s our boathouse we’re backing out of.





-The boat we’re using is a small ass fishing boat, with a 2hp engine... so the trip is about 5 minutes.



-About 45 seconds into the trip.


Arrival

We arrive at the camp, there isn’t a sole on the water, and there is only one empty neighboring camp.



-Pulling up to the camp.






-We parked well hidden from anyone.





-The camp itself is hidden good by bush.






Penetration

On our last visit we were fortunate enough to find a hidden key, but like i suspected, they moved it, so we weren’t able to gain easy access through the front door.



-The keys were here last time



-Front door.

after 10 minutes of looking, it was apparent we were going to need to use a alternative entrance. i looked at the windows that we could reach, and there were all unopenable from the outside,



but one of the upper windows was cracked open.



-We found a old latter under the deck







-I had just gained entrance, and my brother took a picture while he was on the ground.


Inside
It was freaky being inside, it felt like we already knew the place so well. there was a bunch of shit all around, so i knew they must have been planning on coming back soon, so it added to the intensity of the whole thing.





-After quick thinking i knocked down the ladder, as not to be seen. better safe then in juvenile detention.



-There was stuff everywhere, so we looked quickly through it all.



-All empty...









-I found a old magic marker i was going to write a note with, but i got so caught up i forgot.





-Then i saw hanging up was a wool vest



-It looks great on me by the way.

The Big Find
Now all we had found up until then was some matches, a lighter, some knives and a nice vest, but nothing to be really proud of. Then while i was checking under the mattresses, under the top bunk was...





-I was like "fuck...." speechless. i had no idea what to do.





-So we were just about to leave, but i wanted to look longer for bullets (cause my dad caught me with the other ones i found from the last trip and swiftly took them away)




[Exit[/b]
I was all full of celebration, and i decided i had to do something fun, so on my second attempt...





It hurt soo bad, my ankle is still swollen, but totally worth it.

Then just before we left, i saw that old ugly chair on the deck, and i think i did them a favor




But enough play, we had to go.

actually I was running for a second cause I thought I heard something in the bush, and I’m still not sure what it was






-And away as fast as we could go





-I drove along the side of the lake as not to draw attention





Return
I never felt better (and safer) then when we pulled up to our boat house





-Success!!




After Thought
I think everything went good, I’m still a little shaken, and the only thing I’m scarred of, but only a little, is that i dropped the knife while cutting the screen, and i forgot to get it on the way out... but other then that, great trip. Got .22 cal. long range rifle bullets?

Thanks for reading,

StJimmyPyro
 

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CDizz

Jul 07, 2007 9:42 am -
Shmexy. That rifle was a good find. 5*


GlennDanzig

Jul 07, 2007 9:51 am -
shit nice 5* ur so lucky u have places like that near u to explore...fucking sick finding a rifle


StJimmyPyro

Jul 07, 2007 9:54 am -
it’s nowhere near me, i’m not that crazy.

thanks for the 5’s


BonesplittersMin on032

Jul 07, 2007 10:33 am -
Fuckin AWESOME!!! 5*


Mack_Attack-203

Jul 07, 2007 10:40 am -
thats one BEAT 22 rifle, but hey, a gun is a gun
so does someone live there and you stole their stuff?


Pupit

Jul 07, 2007 10:42 am -
WOW amazing you found a gun 5* to you dude

Jul 07, 2007 10:51 am -
Taking videos and pictures of yourself breaking into a house stealing stuff isn’t smart.


DrVanilla

Jul 07, 2007 10:54 am -
5*’s...but you didnt tell them they got owned again
.... :[


StJimmyPyro

Jul 07, 2007 10:56 am -
Quote:
Taking videos and pictures of yourself breaking into a house stealing stuff isn’t smart.


yeah... im just showing my balls


StJimmyPyro

Jul 07, 2007 10:58 am -
Quote:
5*’s...but you didnt tell them they got owned again
.... :[


i know, i forgot, i was caught up in the moment


trouble-6990

Jul 07, 2007 11:39 am -
fucking awesome man, nice .22! 5*s!


StJimmyPyro

Jul 07, 2007 11:53 am -
thanks for the good ratings

what am i going to do with the gun... well, try to not get caught with it like those bullets... maybe find a friend who has some bullets that fit it, then take it out to a secluded location and unleash. it has a feeder on it, maybe 10 - 15 bullets.


Seventeen

Jul 07, 2007 12:52 pm -
Great egg 5*


andtherestwasjustsilenc

Jul 07, 2007 1:19 pm -
what! thats not a pirate adventure, thats house robbery!..5*


Salamanderhea

Jul 07, 2007 1:55 pm -
5


jakehuneycutt24

Jul 07, 2007 3:04 pm -
5* awsome
a 22 lucky


DannoTheManno

Jul 07, 2007 3:15 pm -
5*!!!
Your first one kicked ass too.


KeiserSosay

Jul 07, 2007 3:32 pm -
Quote:
Taking videos and pictures of yourself breaking into a house stealing stuff isn’t smart.

But he posted it on a public website, so that makes it ok.


Dude-1337

Jul 07, 2007 5:10 pm -
awesome!
5*


Paulmarti

Jul 07, 2007 5:23 pm -
You are my new god. 5*s


siner

Jul 07, 2007 5:51 pm - vf
very nice. How did you hide that gun from your dad after u left?5 stars


T-Twix-8709

Jul 07, 2007 6:22 pm -
5*!!!!!!!!!!!!


StJimmyPyro

ul 07, 2007 7:52 pm -
Quote:
How did you hide that gun from your dad after u left?


in the bottom of my bag under all my clothes.


RAGEandRUSH

Jul 07, 2007 7:53 pm -
none of you know this but im secretly a pirate....5*


Oxidizer

Jul 08, 2007 12:22 am -
Your a fucking dumbass.First off for posting this shit on here with pictures of you commiting the crime.Second you did not even wear any gloves so your finger prints are evrywhere if you do get caught,and third you stole a gun which is going to cause a bigger investigation b.c some random person is running around with a rifle that is not licensed to them making it easy to use as a homicidal weapon.The cops are going to look into this alot when the find out a firearm was stolen.


Oxidizer

Jul 08, 2007 12:24 am -
+1* b.c it did have a nice layout.-5* b.c its not called having balls,its called being ignorant and having no self control to keep your mouth shut.


Oxidizer

Jul 08, 2007 12:26 am -
Scratch that. (-4*)*


Oxidizer

Jul 08, 2007 12:42 am -
haha what a fucking idiot i just now saw your other egg on it.Going back to same place.


HighGuy

Jul 08, 2007 9:48 am -
Shit man. If only your dad didn’t take the bullets. 5*


Jackyl

Jul 08, 2007 9:48 am -
oxidizer shut the hell up


Oxidizer

Jul 08, 2007 11:26 am -
Quote:
oxidizer shut the hell up

Fuck that i dont know why everyone is rating this so high.He fucking blew the whole thing when he posted it on here.HE TOOK FUCKING PICS OF HIMSELF COMMITING THE CRIME


StJimmyPyro

Jul 08, 2007 2:31 pm -
Quote:
Im soryr bro but my dads a cop and he just saw this and called into his station to see if there were any reports sorry bro


it’s ok "bro" they didn’t report anything last time (i know were to look), and i dont think they’re gonna this time...

and Oxidizer... settle down, and go bitch at the guys that rape girls and put it on rape fetish sites...


Deathloc

Jul 08, 2007 5:07 pm -
5, i liked it when you pulled a dane cook B and E


Oxidizer

Jul 08, 2007 8:55 pm -
Im not worked up i was just defending my statement with that last comment.And im just saying on your part it wasnt smart to take pictures and not where gloves.And if you were gonna post it youshould have waitin at least a month.


Parkourperson

Jul 09, 2007 2:52 am -
Im with oxydiser, how do we not no that you don’t even live there, also the window wasen’t even cracked, and its ironic that there was a ladder there. 2**


Confuzzled

Jul 09, 2007 8:52 pm -
Thats fuckin nuts!!! Awesome 5* and favs!!!


DropkickMurphy

Sep 03, 2007 2:31 am -
Are you people just stupid?
This kid obviously lives at that house, otherwise hes facing some time, and him and his brother are royally fucked.
Theres no way this kid could have a good nights sleep if this was real and he posted it online. Especially to RE a site that every cop knows about.
StJimmyPyro, you fooled them all but not me.


A-flag

Oct 17, 2007 5:16 pm -
Nice Egg I Love It. 5*’s

Boating is my favorite thing to do. But i never thought of taking pictures while out on the water.
I might next time and post an egg.


m0rtified_p3nguin

May 18, 2008 7:49 pm -
5

 


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