Jul 19, 2007 1:12 am - Rant Au Rasputin Vol. 1
I’ve decided I’m going to have a weekly rant and it’s going to post it in my blog. Why do I do this? Because I am sick and tired of keeping all this shit bottled up inside, and you cunts have nothing better to do than to read this garbage. If any of you agree with me, just post a nice comment below this, and I’ll rate you a 5*.
My first volume is going to be about pseudo hippies. Girls similar to the "Spring Break Lesbian" but instead of doing something useful (like spreading their legs and taking it, while making out with another chick and considering that "gay") are the ones that put on a headband made out of a shoelace and parade around in pants they bought for $5.00 at the thrift store but paid $150.00 to dry clean them. One bitch said to me the other day "I’m such a hippy. I don’t know, I’m just...stuck in the 60s". Shutup bitch, the oldest music you listen to is George Michael, and even then, it’s only the one song (Wake Me Up before you Buttfuck).
Acting like you’re hot shit and a real stoner because you’ve downloaded a few "hot" tracks from the 60s and 70s doesn’t make you a hippy, nor does it make you anything other than a dumb cunt going through another fad. On that note, neither does downloading a few word documents worth of information on chronic and then "putting me in my place". When I’m stoned, I don’t want some know-it-all wikipedia junky telling me the correct terminology for being stoned. I don’t give a fuck what some fat fuck in Denver wrote on the wikipedia page for marijauna, I don’t do stupid shit when I am high. Telling me something about your mistakes that you made with weed, and looking down on me because you’ve "obviously" done it more (because you’re that much of an experienced cunt, although you’ve probably only tried it once)than I have. Who the fuck cares how many times you’ve done it, it doesn’t make your penis any shorter.
When it comes down to it, you’re nothing more than the "conformist" girl who wet her panties when Justin Timberlake appeared on MTV to perform his "music".
I hope you liked my rant, if your attention span was too small to read those short paragraphs...well good luck getting a job. This ends my blog entry.Add a Reply -- REPLIES --
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Jul 19, 2007 3:46 pm -
lulz wannabe hippies |
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Jul 20, 2007 3:06 pm -
I likes this |
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Aug 13, 2007 4:41 pm -
i feel you man |
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