Rasputin
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| About Rasputin: If you hate me you can go rot in hell. I am sick of hearing these damn kids saying how much of an asshole I am. Well guess what, FUCK YOU! If I do not like you, I do not give a crap what you think about me. Stupid little shits, go make some friends and leave me alone.
"Clegg - Apr 01, 2006
You are so not gellin’"
"Defiler - Jun 23, 2006
He is resonably good at Counter Strike Source surfing. My skills still surpass his, but he is getting there. He hacks with the USP, so watch out. I am going to tell you a story and make one hell of a long testimonial. - It started out like any other day at the office. I somehow teleported into a under ground garage with a pistol in my hands. I open up a magical menu and buy a kevlar vest and helmet with magical money. Out of no where a voice blurts in "All, let’s move out!". I sprint towards the garage door with the sounds of my feet echoing off the bleak walls and heave it upwards in a single push. The door slides gracefuly upwards. A cool blast of winter air and a bit of snow greet me when the door comes t"
"Victoria - Jun 16, 2006
His balls aren’t bigger though, so monkey wins in the long run."
"Po - Nov 13, 2005
I have to save Christmas for everyone by doing this. Thanks."
"CaptainAlpha- - Nov 13, 2005
monkeyballz accidently crippled me while we were making love in the forrest"
"darealnigga - Mar 03, 2005
3 words...da real deal"
"MotoxRacer364 - Apr 11, 2005
Him and I share a common goal. To bone buffy!"
"Corporal_Clegg - Apr 26, 2005
this is my #1 crack feind buddy" | | Location: The Android’s Dungeon Puerto Rico | | Hobbies: "Defiler - Apr 29, 2006
He is Canadian. But he has Counter Strike Source, so the bad Canadian part evens out with the good Counter Strike part." | | Favorite Music: "Vicktoria - Oct 15, 2006
MB FOR PRESIDENT. ;x" | | Favorite Movies: The one where that big fat guy ties up your mom, puts her on all fours, and then fucks her until her loose cunt becomes more like a buttcrack. | | Favorite TV Shows: "Aug 27, 2006 12:33 p.m.
JJoechump to monkeyballz: Monkeyballz, 8th on site stats. Hes been here for a while also a master egg! yup cool guy right here."
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Defiler to monkeyballz: He spells favorite in the faggot French way. Do you also spell color colour?" | | Favorite Books: I am a very sad, sick old man. I live in a home, where I am confined to my bedroom all day. The nurses treat me like shit because I can�t talk �cause of a stroke I had back in the �80s. My family never comes to visit me and I am forced to wear the hospital outfits with the buttock flap, and I can�t urinate properly. Whenever I wake up I experience a tremendous pain in my rectum, and I haven�t taken a poo in 14 years. My feces is sucked through a tube straight from my bloodstream, and I am forced to eat and drink the same sludge from a tube that I have been eating since I had my stroke. The only relaxation I get is when I am asleep, but that is usually haunted by the lingering fear of urinating in my bed whilst dreaming of waterfalls. My toenails are yellow, and the skin on my feet is brown and leathery, and I can barely see through the wrinkles overlapping my eyes. | | Last Visit: Jul 03, 2008 12:59 a.m. | | Total Visits: 103 days | | Time Online: 70 hrs 19 mins | | Member Level: 4 | | Site Ranking: 700 | | Egg Points: 880 | | Puzzle Pieces: G N | | Member Since: Jul 18, 2007 | | Rating:
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AtlJoker - Jun 28, 2008
GREATEST FAGGOT IN HISTORY. |
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OldShagger - Apr 03, 2008
You bad man. How are you doing old friend? I have been well, just shagging as many old birds as humanly possible. My sexy yet half retarded brother is well. I have a feeling he will be back sooner then most think.
Take it easy. |
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CobycatMetal - Mar 17, 2008
Rasputin just doesn’t give a fuck. |
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Shploits - Dec 16, 2007
Another reason Viper deleted me along with posting goatse is because he was jealous that I even admitted your balls were huge like xbox. And also probably because we’re young and fresh. |
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AtlJoker - Dec 07, 2007
Super poster. |
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- Dec 05, 2007
diaper sux bawlz rawlz |
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Syntax-Error - Nov 20, 2007
It’s MB!!!
word. |
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Noskrazy - Nov 11, 2007
Fuck off |
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AtlJoker - Nov 05, 2007
HELLAR |
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- Sep 04, 2007
Best new member in a while. |
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