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Here’s the story; This is a story egg, but for me it was pretty much an exploration...
It all starts on a quiet day at my house. Well, I was asleep, So I didn’t really take note of how quiet it was, but anyway, My mate Tyler knocks the crap outta my door, waking my up. I peer out the window and he shouts; "Get the fuck down here, we’re sleeping in town" (In other words, Staying up all night in town.)
I shout back; "Wtf, everyone’s asleep douchebag, don’t be such a noisy cunt!"
Tyler; "It’s 4pm!"
Me; "Oh... Well I’m asleep, shut the fuck up.."
So I venture down the stairs, and we go fuck around in town for awhile. I decided to stop off at my brothes work, To fuck around, And he invites us to come to his crazy stoner friend Eric’s 21th. Madness ensued.
So I left that Saturday to Eric’s place and I get there and catch up ’n’ shit. An hour later, Tyler strolls in, Unannounced and totally fucked.
Eric’s not home, and my brother is just chilling.
Later that night the party picks up and about 30 randoms, Stoners and miscellaneous people show up, and we get totally trashed. Random pills, Weed, Beers and Tyler. Him being a fuckwit, drank anything anyone gave him. Half a bottle of whiskey, many drinks and about 10 beers. Now, this may not seem like much, but the cunt just turned 15...
So, everyone there is either a metal-head, skinhead or a general random. All of which hate Emos.
Tyler, presently had not cut his hair, and had a rather emo-esque fringe, but totally wasn’t. EVERYONE, gave him shit; And eventually, Tyler passed out from getting trashed.
So, we stuck him in a cage. THE EMO CAGE, Which wa a scum, dirty fucking dog-transport-cage thing, with a mouldy cunt pillow in it, and about an inch of water. Everyone was like "Emo in a cage, Emo in a cage!!"
It actually was the funniest thing ever. EVER. Considering that the cage previously had EMO CAGE painted on it...
Now, Tyler was wasted, So the dumb cunt nearly sleeps in it? One good Samaritan got him out of the cage, after everyone finished jabbing him with sticks, throwing bottles at him and the cage, him being totally oblivious.
So we put him behind a door to crashed out for the night. But Eric and his friends think otherwise. "Why don’t we cut his fringe off?"
Now Tyler loved his hair, but he was passed out, so fuck him. After a vigorous session off trying to get him with the clippers, Because some guy was defending him, We got some scissors. Now, the defend left Tyler in my Brother’s room, after going to get something from outside. Eric and Shorty (His friend) swooped in, and dragged him out into the lounge.
6 people held him from thrashing around, and eventually, We got the fringe! Everyone was like "YUS" and we taped it to the Cage.
Now, Tyler decide to throw up all over himself, so we put him in a garden, somewhere down the street. It being 1am, he slept in -6 degrees Celsius for FIVE HOURS. People were leaving the party at this time, and he got pissed on by drunk guys, Thrown cold water on and generally harassed. So 5hrs later we drag him back inside. He is slightly less wasted, but he looked terrible. So we stuck him in the cage, AGAIN.
Another tribe like ritual around him and he’s out. He crashes...Somewhere, I forgot, But It was probably bad.
Now, It was damn cold. So we made a fire.
We got some carpet, from somewhere and shove it in a barrel. we then got a couple of the areas mailboxes and burnt them nice and good. They weren’t using them, we guessed. We also got 4 road cones, 2 TV’s and other stolen crap, and burnt em.
So there it is. A mega fun Saturday night, involve an emo in a cage, a garden, fringe cut off and harassed like OJ.
Jul 19, 2007 4:22 pm - .. 5’s for the emo cage ting, did you get a fine lady aswell? Parties are awsome for fucking random people and getting all sorts of STD’s :D
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