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(85 votes) Published: Aug 03, 2007 3:54 p.m. Viewed 250 times
One day, Froggie was talking to that fag SA on MSN. Then, SA said, "We should go to miami vice lulz". Then I said something about delivering shit to Chickuzt. SA said, "He’s a fag." Froggie lol’d and said yeah. So then I had a bright idea. MAKE AN EGG ON IT! So I told him I was going to make it! Here it is!
Froggie and SA go to Miami Vice!
So one day, Froggie (AKA Chef Boyardee) was chilling with SA (AKA Lord faggio) and we decided we would go to see that homo Chickuzt. I shat in a box and put in the Oscar Meyer weiner car (our sweet ride), and we loaded up some beer, and held some nigga fo’ ransom (remember, we are going to Miami Vice) and made him drive us to Miami. We strapped oursleves and we were off!
Chapter fucking 2
While we were driving, Jamal (our nigra) started talking. IN AFRICAN. So we wuz all like OMGWTF!!!!11!!!one!! And he kept driving. About halfway there, Lord Faggio thought. Chef was thinking about hot dogs. But only because I was in one. We stopped at a gas station, and we stole some stuff, like slim would. We went to the register and help up a tanto to the bitches throat, like slim would. But then we realized, it was that e-whore, Rachie! Slim would never do that. So we said sorry and asked for nudes, and we got 161 pictures, plus 6 videos. We bought our corn chips,and walked out. AS we walked out we said "I’m putting these on the internets lololol!" We lol’ed and left. We saw some kid...
Chapter fucking 3
... And he wanted some weed. So, I bought the weed and we met in a parking garage. I knocked him out and took his money. So anyways, we were almost there. I saw the nigra’s brand on his arm. It said Atl! OMG ATL IS OUR DRIVER. Now that he is driving us around, we could shoot people and blame it on him! We finally got to Miami vice. We had any weapon, and we could summon tanks on command, by pressing O O L1 O O O L1 L2 R1 Triangle O Triangle. We were finally at that fag chickuzt’s house.
Chapter fucking 4
We put the shit on the doorstep, and rang the doorbell. He opened up, you could see the dildo sticking out of his ass, it was huge. And purple. He picked up the box, and looked inside. He took some of the shit, and smeared it on his face. He ate it! We than shot him, and went on a shooting rampage in Miami. We won the game.
Aug 03, 2007 6:46 pm - Ahahaha! Just one question, did you have to crap in the box and drive around with you the whole time? Didn’t the weinermobile smell bad for the whole trip? 5*’s. Creative. I laughed.
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