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Roll a dollar straw that won’t come undone

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Published: Aug 04, 2007 1:47 a.m.
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Hey, guys. Thanks for teaching me some great stuff with your eggs. I hope to show some of you a few things too. Anyway, on to the egg...

Sometimes you just need a straw-like device when there are no actual straws around, right? And it can make you crazy when a rolled up dollar keeps coming unrolled. Well, those days are gone now. Thanks to a good friend of mine, I learned this trick over the phone 8 years ago. Without the pics, it took me a damn hour to finally get it (hey, I was a blond then, what the hell do you expect?)

1. Get out the nicest, crispest bill you have and place it face up. Avoid any torn edges.



2. Fold the upper right corner down as shown. Notice how the vertical edge aligns with the second ’T’ in ’TWENTY’ along the bottom and the horizontal edge is just above the lettering.



3. Turn the bill over so you’re looking at the back of it & the folded corner is at the upper right. Carefully, start rolling the bill up towards you, not away. Make the opening as wide or narrow as you’d like, but make sure to keep it tight, so as not to create any space between the rolled layers, you don’t want anything getting stuck in there;) Continue rolling up to the beginning of the fold.



4. I don’t have 3 hands, so I couldn’t get a picture of this step, so put down the water pipe & pay attention.

While you’re rolling it up, the best way to tighten it is to hold the rolling edges between your right hand thumb & middle finger. Hold the middle of the roll with the left thumb & middle finger. Turn the roll with your right hand so that the roll layers tighten while keeping your left hand still. Repeat until it’s tight enough.


5. Your bill should now look like this:



6. Next, turn the bill so you’re looking at the back upside down. Hold it in your left hand by the bottom corner tightly, so it doesn’t come undone, but not too tightly, because you want to keep it round. Notice how you see the edge of the fold to the left of the roll?



7. Carefully take the top right corner & slip it into the space between that edge of the fold & the roll. Maintain a tight grip on the bottom, but allow a bit of slack at the top so it can slide in. I’m only holding my index finger there to keep it in place while I snap the pic. You’ll be using your right hand to wiggle it in.



8. Slide it the rest of the way in.



9. Gently tug at the corner piece to pull it as tight as you can.



10. Perform the tightening procedure mentioned in #4, & you’re ready to party till dawn.

Just don’t let your friends take off with your money. In fact, it’s probably best to only use 1 dollar bills, just in case someone does try to pocket your money after partying with you.

I hope this proves helpful to those that have never seen it before.
 

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Jackyl

Aug 04, 2007 1:53 am -
I don’t think some of the pics worj maybe its just my computer tho


Jackyl

Aug 04, 2007 1:54 am -
ok nvm they work 5*


420_Darkside_420

Aug 04, 2007 6:20 am -
good ol rocks. 5*


paintballuh

Aug 04, 2007 6:31 am -
aaaaand what is this used for?


XxXD3M0NIKXxX

Aug 04, 2007 7:12 am -
Quote:

paintballuh
Aug 04, 2007 6:31 am -
aaaaand what is this used for?

snortin crack I think


Salamanderhead

Aug 04, 2007 7:16 am -
5


xX_PsYcHo_Xx

Aug 04, 2007 7:44 am -
5*****’s + Favs.

I hate it when your banknotes just seem to unravel as soon as you are about to rail some lines... Insufflation for the Nation! =P

This isn’t used for snorting crack cocaine, crack cocaine isn’t very pure so it is usually smoked using a Vaporiser. Rolled up bank notes are normally used to snort lines of pure cocaine (usually 70%-90%) and less commonly Meth Amphetamine.

You should really start talking in the forums, We need someone with some good knowledge and interesting life experiences to keep us entertained. You are welcome at any time.


8888

Aug 04, 2007 7:47 am -
"cocaine is a hell of a drug"
-Rick James


igloo_

Aug 04, 2007 8:03 am -
Hey! that’s cool.
Make an egg on how to make a dollar ring, I want to make one badly...


xX_PsYcHo_Xx

Aug 04, 2007 8:15 am -
This works quite well with Australian Currency, I just tried it. The only problem is because of their plastic like material, the notes don’t crease as easily and there are small ’tabs’ sticking out of the sides. It stays rolled up and it is still usable.

Im glad I gave you the rating I did.

Aug 04, 2007 8:37 am -
Why not use a soda straw? Cheap, no labour needed, and, no problem if it gets stolen.


Noskrazy

Aug 04, 2007 8:39 am -
4 stars, pretty good egg.


G-RAD

Aug 04, 2007 12:04 pm -
Now I only need to roll one straw for my blow. 5*


PeeveS

Aug 04, 2007 12:26 pm -
5*s for knowing this ancient secrete of the Blowdomes... props


mehthinkingsucks

Aug 04, 2007 12:55 pm -
very good, simple but useful

@someone else: you smoke crack and snort coke/blow, this is because crack is the freebase and won’t absorb very well through most membranes, or break into a powder too easily, but it vaporizes at a lower temp than blow and is thus easier to smoke.


213-Dread

Aug 04, 2007 3:07 pm -
i keep fucking up at step 6.


evel

Aug 04, 2007 4:31 pm -
people are weird.
this is cool and all, but some people make stuff like this and they get majorly flamed.
you however, don’t.

weeeeiiiirr rddd.
but i like it though. 4


Family_Guy

Aug 04, 2007 5:28 pm -
Quote:

snortin crack I think


Cocaine, not crack. Or crushed up pills, etc. Crack is smoked.


Deathloc

Aug 04, 2007 5:34 pm -
The only thing this would be used for is snortin Coke / Powdered drugs. You might as well have called this "How to make a Coke snorter when you dont have a glass tube"

I really doubt someone is gonna drink out of a dollar bill.

Big fat fucken 0


Mr_Enigma

Aug 04, 2007 8:24 pm -
^ That is exactly what I planned on using this for!

5, just because this is cool.


xX_PsYcHo_Xx

Aug 04, 2007 8:38 pm -
Quote:
@someone else: you smoke crack and snort coke/blow, this is because crack is the freebase and won’t absorb very well through most membranes, or break into a powder too easily, but it vaporizes at a lower temp than blow and is thus easier to smoke.


Freebase and Crack are two different forms of Cocaine, both made using different chemicals at a certain stage in the production. Both Freebase and Crack are not water soluble, so you need to turn it into a salt form such as cocaine hydroxide (The powder you snort). Since blood is made up of roughly 50% water, drugs that are to be used intranasaly or via IV must be water soluble to work. You cant snort rock or freebase and still high.

Quote:
The only thing this would be used for is snortin Coke / Powdered drugs. You might as well have called this "How to make a Coke snorter when you dont have a glass tube"

I really doubt someone is gonna drink out of a dollar bill.

Big fat fucken 0


Uh... Dethloc, Since drug eggs are banned on RE, people tend to lean away from naming their eggs with such a brand. Yes this can be used to snort cocaine, but im sure there are hundreds of other practical aplications for a rolled up banknote... How about you stick a couple thousand up your asshole next time you feel like being a dick to a new member.


LanSLIde

Aug 04, 2007 9:06 pm -
Dammmn I could’ve used this a good two nights ago, nice shit though, 5*


getalife

Aug 05, 2007 2:46 pm -
genious


getalife

Aug 05, 2007 2:46 pm -
5*


I_am_out_of_here

Aug 05, 2007 7:56 pm -
Possible uses:

~Pea shooter
~Spit ball shooter
~Tiny poisoned darts shooter (my personal favorite)
~You could use it to hide in a deep puddle & breath air from the surface.
~People are gross... maybe someone would use it for a drink. I’ve seen weirder stuff.
~You could plant it in a friends car/ locker/ apartment/ purse/ whatever... to make their parents/ spouse/ the cops/ whatthefuckever... think they do coke.
~Yes, even a small butt plug!

Use your imagination, just don’t use drugs! Lol...


aLL_MuST_DiE

Aug 05, 2007 10:46 pm -
Quote:
This isn’t used for snorting crack cocaine, crack cocaine isn’t very pure so it is usually smoked using a Vaporiser


crack is purer than cocaine if its made the right way. thats the whole reason of making crack.


xX_PsYcHo_Xx

Aug 06, 2007 1:27 am -
Quote:
crack is purer than cocaine if its made the right way. thats the whole reason of making crack.


No... If you read the whole thing or actually knew anything about stimulants, you would know that rock is the product of one of the intemediate steps during the process of making cocaine hydroxide. The whole point of turning crack into coke is to purify the whole end product by removing various alkaloids.

So all in all, Crack comes before Cocaine in the terms of both production and purity.


Hexi

Aug 06, 2007 1:31 pm -
ohh man this is so helpful! i’ve been looking for a way to party til i pass out, but not have to keep rollin.
Thanks 5*


thatkidej

Aug 06, 2007 5:04 pm -
Hehe, nice dude, I never thought of that! 5*


FreakDesign

Aug 09, 2007 12:19 pm -
5*, anddddd Favourites awesome, and original.


Joelsefur

Sep 01, 2007 10:47 am -
Nice 5*

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